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Paul Ryan is SO MAD you guys that he finally completed his homework 8 years later and those mean old dems are stealing the spotlight.

Have they even READ atlas shrugged???

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Mr. Goon has been on Medicare for some time. Medicare is thrifty--it limits charges quite aggressively, down to amounts that don't look completely ridiculous. I understand when doctors say they don't make money on Medicare patients. But it is a wonder; medical care is provided reasonably affordably when people tend to need it most.

Fucking with Medicare availability is an evil, evil idea. Politicians who seriously propose it need to be politely voted out of office. Or whatever measures it takes to stop them.

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Being eligible for Medicare was the only good thing about turning 65

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I was in one of Ryan's vaunted "high risk pools" --- sky high premiums, high deductibles, lousy coverage until the ACA kicked in and my premium dropped by 2/3. Nothing new here from the widow peak guy but the same old shit, just perfumed and wrapped up in a shiny new box

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The only reason Ryan has a reputation as a policy wonk is because he goes around telling everyone he's a policy wonk. He spends more time talking about what a "numbers guy" he is than actually going over numbers. He's been playing this game for years now. Remember in 2012 when he was running for VP, he kept BSing his way through interviews? He would insist that his numbers add up, that everything was "revenue neutral" but you had to take his word for it because he refused to show his work. Every time, it's the same crap from him. Lots of promises that he's got some great plan, but ask him for the details later.

And sadly, our "liberal media" keeps letting him get away with it.

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The #1 one feature that makes this plan attractive to Rethuglicans: it's not called "Obamacare".The thought that that name is going to stick, perhaps forever, drives them fucking insane.

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Our liberal media let him get away with it, but Old Handsome Joe Biden didn't, and wiped the floor with him in their debate.

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Except for all the Republicans who now can see a doctor, they call it "Kynect", and Mitch McConnell gave it to them. Boy, are they gonna be pissed.

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We also pay for that asshat's healthcare.

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"This Report is the beginning of the conversation, not the end. In contrast to Obamacare, our plan will serve as the foundation for multiple pieces of straightforward legislation, not a comprehensive, overly complex, and confusing 3,000 page bill."

I have a different translation: we're going to make it up as we go. Just like we always wanted to.

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Step 1: Repeal ObamacareStep 2: ?????Step 3: Profit

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Under where? Pfft, spelling is all a liberal elitist plot, sheeple!!

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I just checked the deductible on the Republican plan. You get a swift kick in the ribs by a jackbooted thug everytime you want to file a claim.

And the co-pay is a nad shot...https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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Firing squads?

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The dirty Secret is that it's already 100% legal. I have insurance in Georgia yet live and work in a completely different state that's not called "Georgia". Hmmm...

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Of course, that name was created by the Republicans as a sneer. Remember during the 2012 debates when Obama said, "OK, I'll own the name"? And that was that.

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