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bobbert's avatar

That one lost me too, and I'm not even Brit.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Hey, he was great with Tupac in Gang Related! Sadly, the wrong partner got shot in Vegas, otherwise we'd be watching season 8 of According to Pac

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I wonder if it is related to a "knuckle sandwich" ?

Paul Ryan is punching Peggy Noonan (in the vahjeen)?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Like, one time we were having an affair with a state senator..."

Reminds me of the secret Wonkette lobbyist columnist with the sweater puppies.

And Jessica Cutler.

Good times!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And I can't get "Moon River" out of my head.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And now "Moon River" has been replaced with "Early One Morning" Jerome the Giraffe!!

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Staffer: Mr. Ryan, Stench is on the line.

Ryan: Take a message. I don't need <i>anyone</i> -- especially that jerkwad -- to tell <i>me</i> how to make an asshole of myself, thank you very much..."

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diogenez's avatar

Sarah just needs to take the poor boy shopping.

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Lot_49's avatar

Speaking of <i>Po'o</i>, how about this headline:

<blockquote><b>Santorum, DeMint back Akin</b></blockquote> Jesus, you can't make this shit up.

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SullivanSt's avatar

ZOMG I thought those Stench quotes were our Editrix egging the pudding for comic effect, but no, they're copied verbatim from Politico. Yowser!

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fuflans's avatar

this is the douche ticket:

come on america! step right up and vote for the rich and entitled white guys who inherited their fortunes and don't pay taxes but want to make sure you can't get food stamps because of morality. also, make me a sammich.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>and he held up one index finger and intoned, with this crap Reagan jolly smile, “Now now, I’m not done talking!” </i>

i hope you bit that finger off.

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Lot_49's avatar

This couldn't have anything to do with today's poll info, dya think?

"We're down<i> ten points</i> in Ohio--what the fuck is Holy Boy doing? Now which one of you geniuses is working on my résumé?"

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fuflans's avatar

i don't know, i think paul ryan's doing a pretty good job tarnishing his own reputation.

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Lot_49's avatar

"Now Gilligan, if we could just get these two coconuts into orbit..."

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Lot_49's avatar

I just hope the media don't treat them the way they treated McCain and Palin--that is to say, as if their ignominious loss somehow <i>didn't</i> disqualify them from ever commenting on anything again.

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