Hey, he was great with Tupac in Gang Related! Sadly, the wrong partner got shot in Vegas, otherwise we'd be watching season 8 of According to Pac
Ryan: Take a message. I don&#039;t need <i>anyone</i> -- especially that jerkwad -- to tell <i>me</i> how to make an asshole of myself, thank you very much...&quot;
ZOMG I thought those Stench quotes were our Editrix egging the pudding for comic effect, but no, they&#039;re copied verbatim from Politico. Yowser!
come on america! step right up and vote for the rich and entitled white guys who inherited their fortunes and don&#039;t pay taxes but want to make sure you can&#039;t get food stamps because of morality. also, make me a sammich.
<i>and he held up one index finger and intoned, with this crap Reagan jolly smile, &ldquo;Now now, I&rsquo;m not done talking!&rdquo; </i>
This couldn&#039;t have anything to do with today&#039;s poll info, dya think?
&quot;We&#039;re down<i> ten points</i> in Ohio--what the fuck is Holy Boy doing? Now which one of you geniuses is working on my r&eacute;sum&eacute;?&quot;
I just hope the media don&#039;t treat them the way they treated McCain and Palin--that is to say, as if their ignominious loss somehow <i>didn&#039;t</i> disqualify them from ever commenting on anything again.
That one lost me too, and I&#039;m not even Brit.
Hey, he was great with Tupac in Gang Related! Sadly, the wrong partner got shot in Vegas, otherwise we&#039;d be watching season 8 of According to Pac
I wonder if it is related to a &quot;knuckle sandwich&quot; ?
Paul Ryan is punching Peggy Noonan (in the vahjeen)?
&quot;Like, one time we were having an affair with a state senator...&quot;
Reminds me of the secret Wonkette lobbyist columnist with the sweater puppies.
And Jessica Cutler.
Good times!
And I can&#039;t get &quot;Moon River&quot; out of my head.
And now &quot;Moon River&quot; has been replaced with &quot;Early One Morning&quot; Jerome the Giraffe!!
Staffer: Mr. Ryan, Stench is on the line.
Ryan: Take a message. I don&#039;t need <i>anyone</i> -- especially that jerkwad -- to tell <i>me</i> how to make an asshole of myself, thank you very much...&quot;
Sarah just needs to take the poor boy shopping.
Speaking of <i>Po&#039;o</i>, how about this headline:
<blockquote><b>Santorum, DeMint back Akin</b></blockquote> Jesus, you can&#039;t make this shit up.
ZOMG I thought those Stench quotes were our Editrix egging the pudding for comic effect, but no, they&#039;re copied verbatim from Politico. Yowser!
this is the douche ticket:
come on america! step right up and vote for the rich and entitled white guys who inherited their fortunes and don&#039;t pay taxes but want to make sure you can&#039;t get food stamps because of morality. also, make me a sammich.
<i>and he held up one index finger and intoned, with this crap Reagan jolly smile, &ldquo;Now now, I&rsquo;m not done talking!&rdquo; </i>
i hope you bit that finger off.
This couldn&#039;t have anything to do with today&#039;s poll info, dya think?
&quot;We&#039;re down<i> ten points</i> in Ohio--what the fuck is Holy Boy doing? Now which one of you geniuses is working on my r&eacute;sum&eacute;?&quot;
i don&#039;t know, i think paul ryan&#039;s doing a pretty good job tarnishing his own reputation.
&quot;Now Gilligan, if we could just get these two coconuts into orbit...&quot;
I just hope the media don&#039;t treat them the way they treated McCain and Palin--that is to say, as if their ignominious loss somehow <i>didn&#039;t</i> disqualify them from ever commenting on anything again.