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You seem to have an uncanny connectedness with the Republican mindset. Normally, that'd be grounds for some serious side-eye, but the cut of your jib, I like it.

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He is a Big Shit?

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With any luck at one Hurricane per week Hurricane Mueller should be here by the fist week of October .

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"No Scrooge! No Scrooge! You're the Scrooge!"

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I think the only reason that line gives me even the slightest twinge of sympathy for ZEGS is because I remember the original short story, and my reactions are colored by the reaction I had to it.

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Here is how Paul Ryan voted on the DREAM Act, which would have given kids work permits and freedom from the threat of deportation to young adults with a perfect attendance record of NO ATTENDANCE IN JAIL, when Nancy Pelosi passed it in the House of Representatives in 2010, and when the Senate failed by five votes to break a Republican filibuster: It was ‘no.’

Also among the nos, the Blue Dogs, including my rep back then, the useless Zach Space (D-OH).

But at least the thing passed the House!

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Always.

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Drink lemon juice before you spit. Aim for the eyes.

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When I was in school, I was taught that America was a representational democracy. We elect people to represent our interests in Congress. Why do the Republicans need to "get" something in return for representing the interests of their constituents? Overwhelming interests, I might add.

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You might even say it's the triumph of the will.

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It's CEO leadership. The boss says what he wants done, and the underlings make it happen, and the boss takes credit for all the hard work that went into getting it done.

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Darwin's Third Law of Derpodynamics.

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It is my hope that the House and Senate, with the president’s leadership, Yep, stop right there. You HAD a President's leadership, you voted "No".

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While we're at it, let's fuck over people fleeing countries we've destabilized.

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I thought it was high school without pants.

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