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Wad libelz!!

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Strung up with votes ... of course.

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Normal adults don't behave that way.

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I'll settle for "prison for the rest of his pathetic life".

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This may be off topic a bit but I think Ryan can read the writing on the wall regarding Trump. I think Trump is on his way out of White House and Ryan is planning on running for President against Mike Pence. Ryan wants to be President and needs to get Trump's stink off of him so he's leaving til it's time to run for President.

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just finished sitting through an interim hearing of the TX Senate Business & Commerce Committee regarding energy providers and such where a bunch of people tried to bullshit really fast with a lot of jargon. the disconnect between watching state legislators who are mostly Republicans be all, "YOU CAN KILL OUR TEXAS PUBLIC INFORMATION ACT AND TEXAS OPEN MEETINGS ACT WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS, GEORGE P. BUSH!" and whatever Congressional Republicans do in hearings they should be doing that in regard to any one of the people/entities you just mentioned them being tasked with oversight of could not be greater. and I say this when many of the people in my hearing were full fledged FREEDUMBDUMBs who were still not having any of that garbage.

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Now, now, none of that money went to Ryan himself. Just to his "Team Ryan" fundraising apparatus. As Yr Wonkette said at the time, "don’t you go calling this a personal payoff to Paul Ryan — it’s simply a whole lot of free speech being shoveled his way."

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Knew I forgot something.

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A rat done bit my sister Nell. (with Whitey on the moon) Her face and arms began to swell. (and Whitey's on the moon)I can't pay no doctor bill. (but Whitey's on the moon) Ten years from now I'll be payin' still. (while Whitey's on the moon)The man jus' upped my rent las' night. ('cause Whitey's on the moon) No hot water, no toilets, no lights. (but Whitey's on the moon)I wonder why he's uppi' me? ('cause Whitey's on the moon?) I was already payin' 'im fifty a week. (with Whitey on the moon) Taxes takin' my whole damn check, Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck, The price of food is goin' up, An' as if all that shit wasn't enoughA rat done bit my sister Nell. (with Whitey on the moon) Her face an' arm began to swell. (but Whitey's on the moon)Was all that money I made las' year (for Whitey on the moon?) How come there ain't no money here? (Hm! Whitey's on the moon) Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill (of Whitey on the moon) I think I'll sen' these doctor bills, Airmail special (to Whitey on the moon)

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benzathine penicillin

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Things the Democratic Party can use in their campaigning this fall:

1. Proper investigations. Accepting their role as a check on presidential power.2. Anti-corruption. No using taxpayer money for things like soundproof offices....2,456,334. Impeachment

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Spineless Ryan shows lack of spine! http://www.thenewcivilright...

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Maybe a Pizza Pie.

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My spouse thinks this as well.

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Sadly one of many.

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With polonium tea welcome baskets, I hope, with votes.

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