9 Comments

He might try to siphon off the pension fund (Social Security) into his own, bloated, 401(k).

Expand full comment

So... next Thursday?

Expand full comment

so i'm guessing 'budget' is the next thing we can't say?

Expand full comment

No fair! It was a trick question. Romney is going to use his business acumen to assess our balance sheet. If his record with Bain Capital is any indication, he'll declare America bankrupt and sell off our assets. At the moment I'm an asset ('cause I have a job I should be doing right this second!) but soon I'll be a liability sucking at the dried up teat of the government. See you in the clearance isle my peeps.

Expand full comment

I had a macro already made for the Paul Ryan budget that'd be perfect to post for this, but my smartphone doesn't like photobucket. I'll summarize it... <i>Paul Ryan: Balance the budget derpa derp derp derp.</i> And...scene.

Expand full comment

Someone at Fox News is getting fired for this even as we type.

Expand full comment

If only Republicans could go on a friendly media outlet. Oh, wait....

Expand full comment

Why start now? Look at the results they've gotten with inertia.

Expand full comment

New "gotcha" issues the Repubs want to be declared off limits. Numbers, science, engineering, calculus, statistical analysis and pi.

Expand full comment