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PubOption's avatar

He might try to siphon off the pension fund (Social Security) into his own, bloated, 401(k).

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

So... next Thursday?

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fuflans's avatar

so i'm guessing 'budget' is the next thing we can't say?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

No fair! It was a trick question. Romney is going to use his business acumen to assess our balance sheet. If his record with Bain Capital is any indication, he'll declare America bankrupt and sell off our assets. At the moment I'm an asset ('cause I have a job I should be doing right this second!) but soon I'll be a liability sucking at the dried up teat of the government. See you in the clearance isle my peeps.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I had a macro already made for the Paul Ryan budget that'd be perfect to post for this, but my smartphone doesn't like photobucket. I'll summarize it... <i>Paul Ryan: Balance the budget derpa derp derp derp.</i> And...scene.

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PsycWench's avatar

Someone at Fox News is getting fired for this even as we type.

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schmannity's avatar

If only Republicans could go on a friendly media outlet. Oh, wait....

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PsycWench's avatar

Why start now? Look at the results they've gotten with inertia.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

New "gotcha" issues the Repubs want to be declared off limits. Numbers, science, engineering, calculus, statistical analysis and pi.

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