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I did the same thing. Got a free copy and thought I should read it to see what was going on in all these Republicans' minds.

After the first chapter, I looked at the end, saw it was 1,500 pages, and decided to read the first 150 pages. 10% should give me a good idea about the book.

Made it to Page 87 before I threw it against the wall.

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I wanted to see if the sex scenes were as rapey as everyone said. Never got that far.

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Nothing sexist about it. I said exactly the same when W was running. Had I been around back in the day, I'd have said the same about Q and the Harrison kid, too..I also said in '92 that I wished Hillary were running instead of her womanizing husband.

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Neither did I!

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Good thing there's no hurry, eh?

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And then cries.

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He doesn't sound like a blowhard, he is a blowhard. He's our blowhard, but a blowhard is a blowhard is a blowhard. And even when he's 1,000% right, I can't stand the blowhard.

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Michael does that kind of stuff every election cycle.

I don't know if he thinks he's 'helping', or if this is his natural, knee-jerk response to elections.

But, according to him, we're just now finishing the first term of President Romney.

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For me, he can still coast on the merits of Roger and Me for a while yet. But the less I hear him speak the better. The man's never met a point he can't belabor to death.

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Ugh, he tried this before the Democratic convention too and I was glad when he was proven wrong

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I wish he would go away, and I don't mean hide behind his atheist shield when he is being islamophobic.

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Christ, I even like his tattoo, and I don't like anyone's tattoo.

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Could she run for POTUS if we have already made Obama JOTSCOTUS

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I was trying for a preemptive strike. I adore Mrs. Obama, but it really pisses me off when I hear people calling for her to be next, regardless of how great a job she would do.

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It's been less than a generation since the Clinton Presidency. And it has nothing to do with her abilities. But for nearly 30 years, the only names that have been associated with the Presidency are Bush, Clinton and Obama. We need new blood. But not so new as Drumpf.

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Still waiting for them to actually take the vote to move things forward. I'd like to know if I actually still have a job come Monday.

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