The textbook definition of political courage. Or the complete opposite of that, whatevs. House Speaker Paul Ryan Tuesday issued a strong condemnation of Donald Trump's racist remarks about a federal judge, then immediately said that of course he still plans to vote for the guy
I heard it joked on A Prairie Home companion a while ago that Drumpf actually doesn't want to keep running. "Why do you think I'm saying so many terrible things? But nothing's working!"
Oh, rllllllllllly? Here's an idea worth defending: when a presidential candidate is a RACIST Republican who regularly makes RACIST comments, supporting him kinda makes you a RACIST too! I know, fucking weird, huh Paul "Oh The Humanity!" Ryan???
Please note: RACIST was intentionally put in ALL CAPS for the RWNJNWI = Right Wing Nut Jobbers [that are] Normal Writing Impaired so that they might edjumikate theyselves guud if they visit these non-comments comments
Can we just fast forward to the part where Drumpf is inexplicably wiped out by an Ornithopter that has somehow become a 7/5 red artifact creature with First Strike and Trample?
This just in, Trumpy eats three brown babbys and a taco bowl for lunch on live TV.
Ryan: "It's indeed unfortunate for Our Dear Future Leader to have consumed those babbys for lunch today, but I have it on good authority that those 9 month-olds were all unemployed thugs, hustlahs and hos anyway."
McTurtle: "And one of them was brandishing a very threatening Tickel-Me-Elmo hoodie so Trumpetstain was just standing his lunch!"
"Come on, jump! There'll be free Giant Slushies for everyone!"
Also, I thought an ice-burg was a cold meat sandwich, whereas an iceberg is a floating piece of frozen water - no??? ; ^ )
I heard it joked on A Prairie Home companion a while ago that Drumpf actually doesn't want to keep running. "Why do you think I'm saying so many terrible things? But nothing's working!"
I've loved her for years and years (at a respectful distance and in a non-stalker manner.)
She is a great actress who also seems to be a nice, unaffected person.
And funny as hell.
It's not so much identity politics with The Donald as a good, old-fashioned affinity scam.
Pammy has always been a bit ripe for my taste, I'm just sayin'.
"I'm going to defend our ideas"
Oh, rllllllllllly? Here's an idea worth defending: when a presidential candidate is a RACIST Republican who regularly makes RACIST comments, supporting him kinda makes you a RACIST too! I know, fucking weird, huh Paul "Oh The Humanity!" Ryan???
Please note: RACIST was intentionally put in ALL CAPS for the RWNJNWI = Right Wing Nut Jobbers [that are] Normal Writing Impaired so that they might edjumikate theyselves guud if they visit these non-comments comments
Can we just fast forward to the part where Drumpf is inexplicably wiped out by an Ornithopter that has somehow become a 7/5 red artifact creature with First Strike and Trample?
(that's how my last game ended, anyway)
Fuckin' WORD. I've got better legs, and the only weight I lift is a hyperactive baby.
I'm pretty sure I've seen Slave Leia bikinis do a better job of covering asses than Ryan did.
But-but-but-- he dated* that one cool black chick in college that one time!!!!
*Agreed to be seen in public with her if it would help him appear very not racist.
That's Dr. Spock to you, sadboi!
ORANGIST!!! ORANGUTANGIST!!! DEAD-WEASEL-ON-HER-HEADIST!!!
Can't wait to see what happens when - and I say "when" because, let's face it, it's gonna happen - Drumpf actually uses the N-word live on teevee.
This just in, Trumpy eats three brown babbys and a taco bowl for lunch on live TV.
Ryan: "It's indeed unfortunate for Our Dear Future Leader to have consumed those babbys for lunch today, but I have it on good authority that those 9 month-olds were all unemployed thugs, hustlahs and hos anyway."
McTurtle: "And one of them was brandishing a very threatening Tickel-Me-Elmo hoodie so Trumpetstain was just standing his lunch!"
I'mma go with some version of Goth. I don't care if "draconian" is technically based on an Athenian lawyer-type. I still reminds me of Dracula.
Now give us Two Corinthians!