Paultard Blimp Delayed, Delayed, Somehow Delayed More
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I don't know why I keep building up false hopes, but the Paultard Blimp 's expected launch from Elizabeth City, NC this morning has been postponed again . Now the Blimptards won't fly until Friday morning, although they still expect to teabag Boston by Sunday. My ass! Why must they be the purveyors of such false hope? And how can we assume, with even a modicum of confidence, that this will fly at all -- that it's even real! -- when the reason for the latest delay is that they
Paultard Blimp Delayed, Delayed, Somehow Delayed More
Paultard Blimp Delayed, Delayed, Somehow…
Paultard Blimp Delayed, Delayed, Somehow Delayed More
I don't know why I keep building up false hopes, but the Paultard Blimp 's expected launch from Elizabeth City, NC this morning has been postponed again . Now the Blimptards won't fly until Friday morning, although they still expect to teabag Boston by Sunday. My ass! Why must they be the purveyors of such false hope? And how can we assume, with even a modicum of confidence, that this will fly at all -- that it's even real! -- when the reason for the latest delay is that they