A Minnesota school bus driver -- who's also a pastor at two Minneapolis churches -- was fired from his bus-driving job last week for mixing up his two occupations. Needless to say, he believes that interfering with his evangelizing to a captive audience of children on a bus is a violation of
Every day I see this fool (Too much, the Jesus Bus) To get on the bus that takes me to school (Too much, the Jesus Bus) I'm so nervous, I just sit and say (Too much, the Jesus Bus) "Sure dude, go ahead and pray" (Too much, the Jesus Bus) Thank you, driver, it's a pretty long hike (Too much, the Jesus Bus) I hope my mom buys me a bike (Too much, the Jesus Bus) I don't want your faith to cease (Too much, the Jesus Bus) But I just want a little peace (Too much, the Jesus Bus)
The bus is his church - it's tax exempt. As is his income from driving it, since that's actually him preaching to the congregation.
(Pondering the cost of leasing a 757, calling it a church, and flying my congregants to pleasant tropical destinations. I could pass the basket around to collect their black AMEX cards.)
When I was a kid I was getting guitar lessons from a guy who insisted on giving me a sermon with every lesson. I lasted 2 sessions unfortunately we had to pay in advance for 10 lessons. Mom was a bit pissed at me when I refused to go to my lessons. He did have a really cool Mosrite guitar though. If wasn't so young I would have told him fuck off but most kids just don't do that kind of shit cause we don't want to get into trouble.
It almost goes without saying that if the praying bus driver was Muslim, we'd be looking at a Beck-Geller-Gohmert 8.3 magnitude explosion of outrage.
What happens to the schoolbus in case of rapture?
Hopefully it will roll safely to a stop in a field covered in grass and wildflowers and decidedly free of wingnuts.
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Every day I see this fool (Too much, the Jesus Bus) To get on the bus that takes me to school (Too much, the Jesus Bus) I'm so nervous, I just sit and say (Too much, the Jesus Bus) "Sure dude, go ahead and pray" (Too much, the Jesus Bus) Thank you, driver, it's a pretty long hike (Too much, the Jesus Bus) I hope my mom buys me a bike (Too much, the Jesus Bus) I don't want your faith to cease (Too much, the Jesus Bus) But I just want a little peace (Too much, the Jesus Bus)
"Don't blame me for this shit." -- Christ
Not according to Jack Chick tracts! -- No linkie because why give those cocksuckers a page-view if I don't have to?
He's more of a Short Bus kinda guy.
Lucky guy. ALL my bus drivers in 1970's Oklahoma were like this, until some Jewish family threatened to sue.
The bus is his church - it's tax exempt. As is his income from driving it, since that's actually him preaching to the congregation.
(Pondering the cost of leasing a 757, calling it a church, and flying my congregants to pleasant tropical destinations. I could pass the basket around to collect their black AMEX cards.)
You have to <strike>ram</strike> read it between the lines, but it&#039;s there.
That&#039;s generous.
I&#039;m beginning to think the Romans had the right idea.
When I was a kid I was getting guitar lessons from a guy who insisted on giving me a sermon with every lesson. I lasted 2 sessions unfortunately we had to pay in advance for 10 lessons. Mom was a bit pissed at me when I refused to go to my lessons. He did have a really cool Mosrite guitar though. If wasn&#039;t so young I would have told him fuck off but most kids just don&#039;t do that kind of shit cause we don&#039;t want to get into trouble.
It almost goes without saying that if the praying bus driver was Muslim, we&#039;d be looking at a Beck-Geller-Gohmert 8.3 magnitude explosion of outrage.
Yeah but the Jooos and the Muslins don&#039;t have Jesus&trade;. Accept no substitutes.
Ha...our trip was uphill both ways...and in the snow. This was really crazy being in Florida in all.