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Emil Muz's avatar

Is it just a coincidence that FDF always gets just a bit more saucy whenever Trix is on vacation? :)

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JCfromNC's avatar

No, I believe the idea was more along the lines of Pecker (possibly via some other Saudi contact) showing their public blowjob to MBS and saying, "See, we're showing the true blue 'Murrians that put Trump into office what a wonderful guy you/your boss is! Now, we're having a bit of a cash flow problem, so if you could help us out there, we could do a lot more fluffing of the Prince."

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akryan's avatar

In the senate? not a chance. All Republicans will vote against and that's enough. Red state Democrats will vote against it too. It'll go down pretty hard. Whatever. Every revolutionary idea is kicked at first. This is something that millinials (sic) are actually in favor of. Someday soon a lot of these unreconstructed sociopaths will die. All of them have lot fewer days ahead of them than they have behind them. The difference is that Trump has burned a generation of voters for them. Most people keep voting for the party they started voting for, and they are losing the 18-25 crowd badly.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

No worms for you then.

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

It goes limp. Womp womp.

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BadKitty904's avatar

What ere the reason, works for me.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It must be, since it happened in England. It was a gradual process though, first creating a Parliament, growing it to include the 'lower classes,' then letting it take more and more power from the monarchy.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

A lovely example of elevationem ad absurdam.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Or don't care either way.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Chevrolet's already packing up and moving elsewhere.

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Mike Steele's avatar

We're also happy that he spent a boodle on a puffpiece for supermarket aisles when we all know his target audience just scours the headlines at the checkout counter. 'Publishing' for people who don't read is a business plan on par with blackmail and extortion, imho.

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Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

I am a Black man that got accepted into Harvard Elite Executive School because I was Black....

I am not a Black man, but pretend the story is true!!!

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

10:00 Eastern?Sorry, rearranging my underwear drawer.

10:00 Pacific?Sorry, rearranging my sock drawer.

Other (mythical) time zones?Sorry, rearranging my hats.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

It seems like Brown is hesitant to weigh in on this because...? Hell, I live in Ohio and I don’t know. I can’t see how this would hurt us. Maybe he wants to avoid being seen as a “radical leftist?” Is that Mitch’s game here? To try to hurt D senators who support this initiative by casting them as radical?

(Also...he can call for a vote on this, which is nothing but political theater, but he refused to hold votes to reopen the government? Fuck this guy.)

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

I tweeted at Sleeping Giants to see if they would try to get the National Enquirer removed from grocery store shelves, but I didn't get a reply. Maybe they don't do meatspace boycotts. But I think it's about time to ask our grocery stores to stop helping to destroy the country.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Me too. Where do they find the energy to write this bullshit?

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