Has there ever been a sadder thing in the history of What We Must Bear than the time Peggy Noonan didn't like her hotel room? Well, yes! There was also the time the people-movers at the airport didn't work, and Peggy Noonan had to drag her suitcase along dirty carpet! Let us read of these great horrors, and hold our children close, and kiss them on the tops of their heads, and mutter thankful prayers to whichever G_d we choose that we, too, did not have to suffer the fate that Peggy Noonan did, in the hotel room she did not like, due to "Obama" and "jobs."
Those Louis Vuitton man-sized trunks don't come with wheels, my friend. The only thing suitable is a brown guy with epaulets on his shoulders pushing a brass luggage cart. You know how "certain people" never touch their own luggage.
She's also never seen the back of the house shit where they send the housekeepers scheduled to work home, keeping just enough staff on to clean the late check-outs - never mind that it took them 2 hours to get to work that morning, just so they could work 5 hours. And don't even glance behind the swinging kitchen door, she would find it so, so brown for her liking back there.
hey pegs darling, as someone who earned 1K status in '09 and '10 mostly by flying from chi to pitts (50 minutes / 500 minutes), i got three things for you:
1. pitts is just fine (and the city is quite marvelous). it's small, easy to get in and out of and has actual stores where you can shop for, you know, socks. have you ever been to LGA? or LAX where - at least in terminal 7 - your food selection is limited to mcdonalds or wolfgang pucks where WON'T FUCKING TAKE THE ONIONS OFF ANY GODDAMN THING or (in my case) morning wine. 2. you madam are an overindulged princess whose career has been living on borrowed time since 1988. 3. try the airport marriott
(sorry. i've spent a lot of time on the road.)
Peggy should try an independently owned motel (owned by South Asians) in a small town sometime. The ones that have weeds growing around them with a broken ice machine and the clerk talking on the telephone in something you're not even sure is a language, That still has the TV you have to put quarters in and there are no banners across the toilet that claim 'sanitized for your protection'.
<i>&quot;There&rsquo;s an increasing sense in America now that the facades are intact but the machinery inside is broken.&quot;</i>
Try to keep up Nooner. Most of us first got that sense when Reagan was President.
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&quot;Here&#039;s a tip, my young man: The esteemed president Reagan once said....&quot;
She really is a whiny twunt, isn&#039;t she? Even my kids would recognize this as first-world problems.
Stale bagels in the &quot;complimentary breakfast&quot;!? OBAMAAAAA!!!!!
Makes it that much easier to see if anyone&#039;s behind her.
Jesus. Get over yourself, woman.
Those Louis Vuitton man-sized trunks don&#039;t come with wheels, my friend. The only thing suitable is a brown guy with epaulets on his shoulders pushing a brass luggage cart. You know how &quot;certain people&quot; never touch their own luggage.
She&#039;s also never seen the back of the house shit where they send the housekeepers scheduled to work home, keeping just enough staff on to clean the late check-outs - never mind that it took them 2 hours to get to work that morning, just so they could work 5 hours. And don&#039;t even glance behind the swinging kitchen door, she would find it so, so brown for her liking back there.
We know damn well that if there&#039;s no doorman, there&#039;s no damn minibar. That&#039;s what Zifty is for.
hey pegs darling, as someone who earned 1K status in &#039;09 and &#039;10 mostly by flying from chi to pitts (50 minutes / 500 minutes), i got three things for you:
1. pitts is just fine (and the city is quite marvelous). it&#039;s small, easy to get in and out of and has actual stores where you can shop for, you know, socks. have you ever been to LGA? or LAX where - at least in terminal 7 - your food selection is limited to mcdonalds or wolfgang pucks where WON&#039;T FUCKING TAKE THE ONIONS OFF ANY GODDAMN THING or (in my case) morning wine. 2. you madam are an overindulged princess whose career has been living on borrowed time since 1988. 3. try the airport marriott
(sorry. i&#039;ve spent a lot of time on the road.)
Interesting case from Australia <a href="http://jonathanturley.org/2..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://jonathanturley.org/2012/04/20/workers-comp...">http://jonathanturley.org/2... Gives another meaning to the legalities of Frolic and Detour.
Peggy should try an independently owned motel (owned by South Asians) in a small town sometime. The ones that have weeds growing around them with a broken ice machine and the clerk talking on the telephone in something you&#039;re not even sure is a language, That still has the TV you have to put quarters in and there are no banners across the toilet that claim &#039;sanitized for your protection&#039;.
Agree about both!
Where am I going to find an international vagina at this hour?
<i>&quot;There&rsquo;s an increasing sense in America now that the facades are intact but the machinery inside is broken.&quot;</i>
Try to keep up Nooner. Most of us first got that sense when Reagan was President.
Gipperphilia?