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"call her a cab"

I called her worse than that after she gave me a handjob. Stupid woman was so drunk she nearly snapped it in half accidentally when she fell off her barstool

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probably Reagan's. She keeps it on a pendant as a memento for that time that Ronnie let her play with the nuclear football one of the times she went down on him in the oval office. Poor dude was so senile by that point that even his blood would forget to circulate, so it wasn't like he needed it for anything...

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I blame Obama

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No, the memory lapses are a result of chronic ETOH abuse.

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Sorry! We'll try to remember to close the curtains, next time.

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Plus her man servant is having his copy of Pitchforks and Torches Monthly delivered there so he can read it on the train home.

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But there was coherency..borderline to be sure, but some..

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Wouldn't living in Gracie Mansion automatically make you all full of grace?

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<i>In the past 20 years, other American cities were going down ...</i>

Yes, Ms. Peggy, and <i>Lawrence v. Texas</i> affirmed our right to do so.

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America became great with higher taxes. <b>Nooner:</b> That is inconceivable! And had less income disparity as it grew to greatness. <b>Nooner:</b>That is absolutely, totally and in all other ways inconceivable. Now Norway is kicking our ass. <b>Nooner:</b>Inconceivable!

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Dame Peggy's only hope is that maybe De Blasio will pull a filner.

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I keep my gin in the freezer and it works great. Nonetheless, in light of the foregoing I'm going to have to conduct extensive testing.

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Also Obamacare was passed with only Democratic votes, so it's not really a law.

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Clearly, those parents in 1932 didn't exhibit enough gratitude or appreciation.

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Yup, Gary's on fire here. Supremo.

I caught myself thinking, "Could Dame Pegs actually fail to see how much trickle-down suffering she's enabled and defended?" - but Legum was already on the case.

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That's completely different, for many sublime reasons that Our Lady of Perpetual Inebriation cannot possibly hope to translate into mere prose.

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