America, Dame Peggy Noonan has some seriously mixed feelings about Wendy Davis. On the one hand, she's very impressed with "the story of this young woman, she’s so spirited. You know, she has such energy and she seems to have such commitment." You know, the young woman who is 50 years old and has been in the Texas Senate for four years, after a decade of serving on the Fort Worth City Council, the sweet li'l thing. Sure, her youthful passion is admirable, but these kids, what do they know? Especially those 50-year-old
But it seems to me — and I think it seems to many Americans — that what Noonan is speaking for and standing for is something we would recognize as the death of the Republican Party. That is really, really serious.
Word. I have a friend who was dumped by the wife after umpteen years of marriage, divorced (and that was officially the worst ass-fucking by ex-wife and pitbull lawyer EVAH!), and yet he HAS been known to date! He, a pillar of the Knights of Columbus! Does not compute.
Good Catholic girls like Dame Peggington would never dream of an abortion! A quick push down the stairs by Sister Mary Sadist in the cloister on the other hand...
Does 'spunk' have only one meaning in US English?
fuck. and i wasn't going to drink tonight.
Peggy is my former department head???
What, when Ronnie rises from the dead?
But it seems to me — and I think it seems to many Americans — that what Noonan is speaking for and standing for is something we would recognize as the death of the Republican Party. That is really, really serious.
BWAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Word. I have a friend who was dumped by the wife after umpteen years of marriage, divorced (and that was officially the worst ass-fucking by ex-wife and pitbull lawyer EVAH!), and yet he HAS been known to date! He, a pillar of the Knights of Columbus! Does not compute.
She doesn't step in it, she spreads it!
To be fair, Peggy is awfully old for her age.
Ah Peggy. Always brimming with class and sophistication (of course, by “class and sophistication,” I mean chablis and Adderall).
Good Catholic girls like Dame Peggington would never dream of an abortion! A quick push down the stairs by Sister Mary Sadist in the cloister on the other hand...
Why doesn't anyone on Wonkette take infanticide seriously? Really, really seriously?
Oh no. Here comes another Shiny Vagina on a Hill speech.