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She must be especially proud of the sheer number of lies and misleading insinuations she packed into this missal. Remember when columnists generally acted as if their output warranted trust?

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What's the predominant demographic makeup of that coveted "citizen" ? Gee, that's a puzzler.

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Meanwhile, back in America, a chorus of voices range out, saying: "Peggy Who-nan?"

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Oh, beautiful for spaciousness, for amber bottles of scotch...

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Depiction? I thought he had closed circuit cameras in her co-op like Big Brother.

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But what will this mean for OUR favorite charity, "Little Sisters of The Pony"?

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Peggers sees it every time she looks in the mirror.

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Good use of passive voice, Pegs. You flunk Freshman Rhetoric.

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Some may have thought Newell's departure would put an end to them but Gary's doing a fantastic job!

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For a fresh change here's Jonah Goldberg's short review of the SOTU: <a href="http://www.nationalreview.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/369735/im-st...">http://www.nationalreview.c...

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I'm sad that you have broken the 13 step program that was to heal broken drunken souls you ginned up bitch

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"And then Peggy was run over by a truck".

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Poor drunken slag! It's getting so one can't justify being a conservative without serious truth-distortion to prop up their feeble raison d'être anymore. It must wear thin. Thank goodness for the gin and an attentive doorman to fetch it.

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Moar cordovan p0rn, please, Gary. I'm almost there!

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I dream of a government so large and robust that even Grover Norquist could not drown it, nay, not even in <i>all</i> of Peggy Noonington's bathtub gin.

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Are you kidding? She'd suck the life-force right out of a kitten. Leave a little, desicated husk. I saw her do that to a crocodile on a NatGeo channel special.

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