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SpideySenser's avatar

Wait...Tom & Peyton are in on the codes???? And def not Paree, Giselle might be walking the cat, or cat walking, you know that thing that she does.

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SpideySenser's avatar

The dude with the football? Very easy to masturbate to. Jesus, just check out his butt cheeks! In that spandexy type stuff! Just don't read the rest of the drivel - focus on THAT ONLY. SO exciting!

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Bezoar's avatar

I've finally remembered who she reminds me of; the old faded movie star in that movie 'Sunset Boulevard'.

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Bezoar's avatar

I woulda thought it was maybe 'admin' or 'guest'.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Yep, Peggers used to work for the.... whadid they call him again? Oh, right, the Great <i>Do-er</i>. Or maybe she's thinking of what her glass has run out of.

Oh, and <i>traditionally assumed competence</i>, yeah, I would have traditionally assumed that the ex-chief of the Arabian Horsey Club and a trust-fund baby who never did anything successful in his life were competent to save the city of New Orleans or to keep us safe from terrorists. Or even figure out who the terrorists were. What a bummer that Pegs won't let me trust that nice blah man in the White House.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I told them that the cover story that he was a sign language interpreter was never going to fly. All right, which deaf guy blabbed?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Thanks. I missed it. I wonder if Pegs likes traffic lights?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Umm ... I don't know about the "already" bit. That link is to a 2009 item.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's a few thousand folks in NOLA who might disagree about Katrina being "over". It's only over for republitards who want to forget it ever happened.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Pessimist: "The glass is half empty. Optimist: "The glass is half full." Peggy: "There's room for more gin."

Of course, as any engineer could tell you, "The glass is too big."

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Thank you. It's the weather. Sadly, I'm used to them. But it does make surviving a high school Xmas assembly and turkey dinner problematic.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That dog whistle is making my migraine worse. Fuck off, bitch.

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chascates's avatar

The Mother Teresa of concern trolls. But once you've been around Ronaldus Magnus mere mortals in the White House are bound to disappoint.

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