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i believe we were the dizzy children.

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or dust in the wind.

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a really long fucking time.

i hope you're happy jim and please keep dame peggy happy, sedated and posting at wonkette.

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i don't know. if i had to compare this season to a mickey rourke movie i'd go with angel heart.

or barfly.

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The Moustache has long since passed into Crankypants McCain territory. They have him on talk shows because he's there, not because anybody is paying any attention to what he says. If he recited Vogon poetry, would anyone notice the difference?

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YOUNG GUNS!!! (Average age 105)

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You mean Bill Nighy the "Todd-Akin-is-a-fucking-idiot science guy?"

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Also good on The Mustache of Understanding: <a href="http://wonkette.com/412915/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/412915/tom-friedman-talking-d...">http://wonkette.com/412915/...

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<i>She’s like the prosecutor in a show with a name like “CSI: Child Victims Unit”</i>

You have to admit, a Republican Convention would be fertile territory for someone like that. Wrap up all those pesky unsolved cases.

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She's the King's Hand, despite being a wench.

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Came for a link to Jack Bauer's Wiki page, left disappointed.

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Sorry, I thought that was Saint Ronnie of Batshit.

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Ew. You'd wish that on Jim?

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She was so easily impressed. Empty vessel finds purpose by meeting an empty vessel.

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I'm not a Federal employee, so I can ask Fukui (and all Wonkers) to donate, as I will do. We really can't afford to lose this one.

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Someone has to try to do this?

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