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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A weighty, textured document.

So written on a burlap bag?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I can’t believe she gets paid for her writing.

I can’t believe she gets paid for her writing random typing of big words.

FIFY.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Speaking of skyrocketing inflation, the cost of defenestration insurance in Florida is now prohibitive, even assuming you can find a company that will write you a policy.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Well, there’s always drinking yourself to death while watching the world burn. Short term entertainment without requiring a long-term plan.

Batty Cat's avatar

Assuming you can find someone in Florida who can still spell 'defenestration.'

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

Biden Inflation spikes Gummy-Christ prices.by Nobelist Paul Krugman

JTS's avatar

While very much an admirer of Wonkette humor and erudtition the political tone makes me feel a European outsider looking in on American-exceptionalism-propaganda-soused ignorance . Unprovoked aggression ? Evil Putin ? Russian empire ? Russia threatening nukes ?Guys . Consider . Check out ( the few ) contrarian opinions - The Jimmy Dore Show , The Vineyard of the Saker for example .And for as long as you can try to keep an open mind .

harryeagar's avatar

Jeebus.The defense didn't even put on a case (according to Fox). That's a big fat FU to Durham.

Cal Lumney's avatar

When Kirby took drugs, the drugs had a mind-altering experience.

OG Blockhead's avatar

Peggy Noonan: The Orson Welles of Vodka

tehbaddr's avatar

Gin! Have you not been paying attention!

WeaselPoo's avatar

"And both sides are either threatening or speculating aloud about the use of nuclear weapons.".~ Peggy NoonanONE SIDE, that would be RUSSIA, is threatening and speculating aloud about the use of nuclear weapons, shit-for-brains!.

Fifth-and-a-Half Element's avatar

Since the tanks first moved in February, one of this column’s preoccupations has been the tone, volume and swiftness of the declarations, tweets, one-liners and ad libs that followed.

No bon mots?

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

It mostly exists because so many Assistant US Attorneys are so fucking bad at trial practice that they are almost entirely reliant on threatening defendants.

abbienormal's avatar

A nuclear winter will kill most life on the planet.