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A weighty, textured document.

So written on a burlap bag?

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I can’t believe she gets paid for her writing.

I can’t believe she gets paid for her writing random typing of big words.

FIFY.

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Speaking of skyrocketing inflation, the cost of defenestration insurance in Florida is now prohibitive, even assuming you can find a company that will write you a policy.

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Well, there’s always drinking yourself to death while watching the world burn. Short term entertainment without requiring a long-term plan.

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Assuming you can find someone in Florida who can still spell 'defenestration.'

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Biden Inflation spikes Gummy-Christ prices.by Nobelist Paul Krugman

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While very much an admirer of Wonkette humor and erudtition the political tone makes me feel a European outsider looking in on American-exceptionalism-propaganda-soused ignorance . Unprovoked aggression ? Evil Putin ? Russian empire ? Russia threatening nukes ?Guys . Consider . Check out ( the few ) contrarian opinions - The Jimmy Dore Show , The Vineyard of the Saker for example .And for as long as you can try to keep an open mind .

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Jeebus.The defense didn't even put on a case (according to Fox). That's a big fat FU to Durham.

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When Kirby took drugs, the drugs had a mind-altering experience.

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Peggy Noonan: The Orson Welles of Vodka

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Gin! Have you not been paying attention!

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"And both sides are either threatening or speculating aloud about the use of nuclear weapons.".~ Peggy NoonanONE SIDE, that would be RUSSIA, is threatening and speculating aloud about the use of nuclear weapons, shit-for-brains!.

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Since the tanks first moved in February, one of this column’s preoccupations has been the tone, volume and swiftness of the declarations, tweets, one-liners and ad libs that followed.

No bon mots?

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It mostly exists because so many Assistant US Attorneys are so fucking bad at trial practice that they are almost entirely reliant on threatening defendants.

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A nuclear winter will kill most life on the planet.

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