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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

She might be able to understand the president’s words if they weren't so blah.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Reagan would send in a contingent of marines, who would get blown up, and then he would run away.

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chicken thief's avatar

Would she ever be sober enough to know the difference?

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Lazy Media's avatar

Man, I wish Obama would just go back in his time machine and watch the manly way that St. Ronald the Peacemaker stood up to those Lebanese militias in '83. Stared them straight in the eye after they blew up a barracks full of U.S. Marines, drew a line in the sand, and forced them to negotiate an end to the fighting, a mere seven years later. That's what you call strong leadership and using American power to fight terrorism.

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chicken thief's avatar

Happen to have his phone number? You know, for a friend....

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chicken thief's avatar

Sorry Pegs but on those rare occasions when I want to listen to some incoherent drunk bitch ramble on I watch dvr-ed clips of Miss Lindsey on MTP.

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sosuume's avatar

After failing to trade arms for the hostages.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If it's a legitimate fact, Peggy Noonan has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Add grenadine to the martini?

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Poly_Ester's avatar

As lit up as she often is, she better stay out of Georgia.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

After successfully selling heavy munitions, including missiles, to our enemy and using the money to finance RW death squads in Central America

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she'll drink them under the table

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Devolutionist's avatar

You got us, bro. It's right in all those copies of Alinsky lying around our newsroom.

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NellCote71's avatar

The day I understand anything that Noonan says or writes is the day I turn myself into the nearest mental health facility. Or I would if Saint Ronnie hadn't shuttered them all.

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NellCote71's avatar

But, but Benghaziiiiiiii

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

If you don't understand something, just make fun of it

You obviously don't understand the point of teh wonket. We make fun of things we understand perfectly well on a regular basis, including silly commenters who stumble in to our little corner of Ted Steven's series of tubes babbling about Alinsky- we especially like to make fun of them and we understand them just fine.

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