Betsy DeVos, your new Secretary of Educmacation, has come under considerable criticism over the fact that it very much appears that she bought her way into that position by donating, along with her billionaire Amway family, to Republican politicians.
As the beacon of light that Yr. Gma is to the hopeless and discouraged, I would like to point out that I, myself, am a product of "Christian Education," and yet here I am at Wonkette, snarking, still. The best way to make sure a kid doesn't turn out a "Christian" is to send him/her to a "Christian" school. (I will amend that to say that I did learn what "Christlike" is though I'm not so good at that, either.)
You are not, however, likely a product of a Christian Charter school that has no oversight and no accountability except to the shareholders.I too went to Christian Schooling; what these fucks are proposing is anything but. Either word.
Silly Wonkette, her treasure is all the whore diamonds she spent on her "investment" of politicians to someday give her the job to dismantle public schooling for the good of her family
It's an "old money" thing....The Jr. League roster is filled with names like Betsey, Bunny, Jewels, & KiKi...despite the fact that it makes them sound like a bunch of cheap hookers... Miss Betsey has no I.D.E.A. that the Secretary of Education is a really important position that should be held by a knowledgeable professional.. rather than a dried up debutant...
I advocate drinking cocktails. This doesn't mean I have any expertise in making quality liquor. Fuck you Betsy DeVos, Mike Pence and the Amway Pyramid you rode in on.
Yeah, but more important than not ending up "Christian" is actually learning facts that matter in a consensus reality. We're literally wasting the futures of our children if we allow them to end up in places that are free to "teach" that dinosaurs were agents of Satan and that's why Noah didn't let them onto the ark, or that climate change is irrelevant because Jesus will take pity and fix it for us.
Does this mean Betsy will pay, with her own money, for the children in my school district going to Christian schools, so my taxes can be used to fix the roads instead?
No, unfuck her. No fucks for her, ever again.
I do Chicago Manual of Style, you say potahto, let's call the whole thing off.
As the beacon of light that Yr. Gma is to the hopeless and discouraged, I would like to point out that I, myself, am a product of "Christian Education," and yet here I am at Wonkette, snarking, still. The best way to make sure a kid doesn't turn out a "Christian" is to send him/her to a "Christian" school. (I will amend that to say that I did learn what "Christlike" is though I'm not so good at that, either.)
you forgot that he also has a CROOKED heart and a CLOSETED penis
Homage to Betsy Wetsy?https://www.youtube.com/wat...
You are not, however, likely a product of a Christian Charter school that has no oversight and no accountability except to the shareholders.I too went to Christian Schooling; what these fucks are proposing is anything but. Either word.
Silly Wonkette, her treasure is all the whore diamonds she spent on her "investment" of politicians to someday give her the job to dismantle public schooling for the good of her family
Accountability to a bunch of church elders wasn't much different, frankly.
Do they learn how to plan a Crisco Party?
"DeVry" Now that is how snark is done! Well done!
Thanks, I did kinda like that one myself.
It's an "old money" thing....The Jr. League roster is filled with names like Betsey, Bunny, Jewels, & KiKi...despite the fact that it makes them sound like a bunch of cheap hookers... Miss Betsey has no I.D.E.A. that the Secretary of Education is a really important position that should be held by a knowledgeable professional.. rather than a dried up debutant...
The Pirate of Pence Aunts?
I advocate drinking cocktails. This doesn't mean I have any expertise in making quality liquor. Fuck you Betsy DeVos, Mike Pence and the Amway Pyramid you rode in on.
Yeah, but more important than not ending up "Christian" is actually learning facts that matter in a consensus reality. We're literally wasting the futures of our children if we allow them to end up in places that are free to "teach" that dinosaurs were agents of Satan and that's why Noah didn't let them onto the ark, or that climate change is irrelevant because Jesus will take pity and fix it for us.
Does this mean Betsy will pay, with her own money, for the children in my school district going to Christian schools, so my taxes can be used to fix the roads instead?