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Vienna Woods's avatar

I always say, "You lie yourself down, you lay something or someone else". I still remember my Gr 9 English teacher using as an example "I lay you on the couch"- and then he turned BRIGHT red.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>“I do not wish for this issue and for my family to be dragged through the media any longer than necessary.” </i>

Twelve months ought to do it ... or however long it takes for a divorce decree to become final in Australia.

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The Quirk's avatar

If yer peeni fits the bottle, might as well be dead.

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The Quirk's avatar

I remember back in the 70's, when he was on-air talent at WGALaxy and had to change in a janitor's closet.

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The Quirk's avatar

Bound to start a new internet fad; if you thought PLANKING was obnoxious. . . .

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The Quirk's avatar

Worst. New. Flavor.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sniff, swirl and spit takes on a whole new meaning at his wine tastings

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Spill the wine and take that pearl necklace

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and ALWAYS wear clean underwear

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Hey - maybe that's why the Brits serve their beer at room temperature.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

In my worst <i>Crocodile Dundee</i> accent:

That? That's not a penis . . . THIS is a penis.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The place where the cork goes in a wine cask is actually called a bung hole.

Obviously, then, dipping the ding ding is how high-class Oenologists ask for buttsecks. That or suggesting "Ripasso"

He's going to need one of these <a href="http:\/\/www.dripdickey.com\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.dripdickey.com/">http://www.dripdickey.com/</a>

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jqheywood's avatar

Nothing like a good Sydney Blue Too...this is a wine for lying down and avoiding.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And is he really still working at The Planet? Even he doesn't have enough superpowers to save his job at a newspaper.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Are we sure that's red wine? It might be fetal cow blood. Maybe he was trying to grow his own meat...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

SHRINKAGE!!1!

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