A Pennsylvania teen is getting an education in morality and jurisprudence after he posted photos of himself pretending to do oral sex with a statue of Our Lord And Savior, Jumped-Up Jesus H.
Sheesh ... this was settled in <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Texas_v._Johnson" target="_blank">Tesas (of course) v. Johnson </a>. Where&#039;s the ACLU when you need em?
<b>Robert Smith</b> is the singer in The Cure. That mistake will earn you 6 months of after-school detention, to be served while wearing full Goth, including makeup.
The irony here is that for a stupid teenage prank they&rsquo;re going to put him in a facility where he can meet other youngsters that can teach him to do a lot more than get a bj from Christ the Savor.
I&#039;ll bet the po-po spent an hour going through every county ordinance to find this little jewel of jurisprudence. And if we ever get to meet Officer Friendly he&#039;ll be nothing more than a wrestling coach with a Glock and authorization from the Commonwealth to use deadly force.
I don&#039;t understand. Why didn&#039;t the cops just shoot him?
<i> this simulated oral violation of the Lord calls for some simulated justice! </i>
Also too, Dok is clearly over that Ebola bug he had last week.
Sheesh ... this was settled in <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Texas_v._Johnson" target="_blank">Tesas (of course) v. Johnson </a>. Where&#039;s the ACLU when you need em?
When your all-knowing, all-seeing, omnipotent God can&#039;t deal with something, it&#039;s pretty clear that you need a municipal regulation.
&quot;Home&quot; of Bud Shuster.
I guess all the cows were spoken for that day. Can you blame the kid? Ain&#039;t shit to do in that corner of Pennsyltucky.
And go to Alaska and hit on the married ladies.
Because not blah.
Don&#039;t know where the ACLU is in this case, but I&#039;m pretty sure where Johnson is.
<b>Robert Smith</b> is the singer in The Cure. That mistake will earn you 6 months of after-school detention, to be served while wearing full Goth, including makeup.
For years after being taught this in Catholic school I thought the term was &quot;craven image.&quot;
Juvi records are sealed. The media cannot even reveal the kid&#039;s name.
The irony here is that for a stupid teenage prank they&rsquo;re going to put him in a facility where he can meet other youngsters that can teach him to do a lot more than get a bj from Christ the Savor.
Jesus Sucking Christ.
I bet he doesn&#039;t have a clue who Kevin Smith is Wait, Kevin Smith, the singer for The Cure, that&#039;s who you meant, right?
My bet is that this isn&#039;t the first time that young FF has simulated oral penetration on statuary. Somebody should check the garden gnomes...
I&#039;ll bet the po-po spent an hour going through every county ordinance to find this little jewel of jurisprudence. And if we ever get to meet Officer Friendly he&#039;ll be nothing more than a wrestling coach with a Glock and authorization from the Commonwealth to use deadly force.