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He's not my type. Looks like a douche in that hat.

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I know, but it's the only place I can get Duplicolor Vinyl and Fabric Paint.

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I saw her letting another man put his ammunition in her magazine!!1

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We are the Apathetic Activists, tremble before our...something something insufficient evidence something.

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And should some lunatic start firing off his penis extension in the parking lot, how the hell are you going to protect yourself with the gun you have in YOUR car? Obviously the only solution here is to have everybody pack heat at all times, you know, for safety.

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that is the end game for them, that property rights don't limit where guns can be--concealed or not.

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every time I type 'judgment' on my iphone it autocorrects to 'judgement'. Drives me crazy.

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and not enough good guys with guns

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I'm a proofreader, and I see it's for its all the time. Drives me a little nuts. There's an online proofreading service called Grammarly that drove me nuts, too. If I tried to correct a spelling error in a Facebook post, it would wipe out the whole post and I'd have to start over. Took me a while to figure out it wasn't a FB problem. I disabled it. Recently, they emailed to ask why I "wasn't online" anymore. I told them to fix their buggy software, and they asked me to reinstall it. I demurred, and told them I'd just continue to enjoy their FB page (which is often quite fun) but I'd do my own editing, thank you very much.

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or armed African Americans would scare the $hit out of them.

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Bombs, how about bombs. Occasionally it is necessary to protect ones self from mobs of women or even homosexuals and the best defense in that case is a bomb. The poor oppressed bomb carriers in the country need protection. Or maybe lethal poison gas.

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Wish I'd thought of that...

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Egads. I would disable it too. And I just noticed that Disqus underlined "egads", which as a variant of "egad" is in the Oxford Dictionary and has been in use since at least 1673, and their own name "Disqus", as being spelling errors.

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Very true. And why is it that no spell-check can recognize and ignore Proper Nouns, such as capitalized names? This is particularly annoying in a culturally-diverse society where ethnic names are common.

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I think you might be welcome. Their motto is "We don't know and we don't care" so it might depend on how apathetic they are.

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Isn't "Apathetic Activist" an oxymoron? Maybe it's like that saying my father told me 50 years ago: "It just goes to show that you can never tell what you least expect most" - maybe you want it to sound like an oxymoron to confuse the unwashed masses, but it has a deeper meaning understood only by the initiated who know the correct handshake and who have consumed many flagons of mead? :-)

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