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Vienna Woods's avatar

True story: I have an ancestress who got married in Sleepy Hollow (THE Sleepy Hollow!) back in 1702 on her 12th birthday.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Imagine if Wonkette had a profanity filter.

*shudder*

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The Repubicans try again to connect teh gheys to teh kidz. Surprised?

Capt.Jim's avatar

Is it just me or does he faintly resemble Sandusky who was ghey for little dumb like kids

Lefty Mark's avatar

But you'll die with a smile on your face. So there's that.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, when you state it THAT way...

bobbert's avatar

This was not a fucking apology. This was "I kind of said some stupid things, but the sentence (of 30 days in jail for statutory rape) still stands".

bobbert's avatar

Painfully, it sounds like.

bobbert's avatar

Imagine if Wonkette allowed comments.

bobbert's avatar

A possible children's book?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I was going to say something silly like; "it's true they aren't all nice, a 14 yr old girl punched me in the tit when I was in junior high." But then I read your responses to the responses and, dudebro, either you didn't really think that comment all the way thru before typing it, you are being disingenuous (sp? too lazy to check sorry) or you are kind of thick.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Mother fucking goddamn stupid asshole ignorant buttshit suckhead dipshit fuckface dickholes.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

That's what makes it so HAWT!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Um...I have some bad news for you....

BarackMyWorld's avatar

A lot of ass-hattery could be prevented if most states would stop having their gubernatorial elections at the midterm, when turn out is essentially limited to grandparents and unemployable wingnuts.