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True story: I have an ancestress who got married in Sleepy Hollow (THE Sleepy Hollow!) back in 1702 on her 12th birthday.

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Imagine if Wonkette had a profanity filter.

*shudder*

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The Repubicans try again to connect teh gheys to teh kidz. Surprised?

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Is it just me or does he faintly resemble Sandusky who was ghey for little dumb like kids

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But you'll die with a smile on your face. So there's that.

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Well, when you state it THAT way...

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This was not a fucking apology. This was "I kind of said some stupid things, but the sentence (of 30 days in jail for statutory rape) still stands".

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Painfully, it sounds like.

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Imagine if Wonkette allowed comments.

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Yes. Yes.

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A possible children's book?

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I was going to say something silly like; "it's true they aren't all nice, a 14 yr old girl punched me in the tit when I was in junior high." But then I read your responses to the responses and, dudebro, either you didn't really think that comment all the way thru before typing it, you are being disingenuous (sp? too lazy to check sorry) or you are kind of thick.

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Mother fucking goddamn stupid asshole ignorant buttshit suckhead dipshit fuckface dickholes.

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That's what makes it so HAWT!

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Um...I have some bad news for you....

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A lot of ass-hattery could be prevented if most states would stop having their gubernatorial elections at the midterm, when turn out is essentially limited to grandparents and unemployable wingnuts.

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