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bobbert's avatar

How about, the government should give me drugs, so I stop beating my head against the fucking wall?

bobbert's avatar

I have to support teh Steelers, just because of the Rooneys. The best NFL owners except me (2 shares, GBP).

bobbert's avatar

We have a serious derp problem, which we also don't know how to fix.

bobbert's avatar

You know, thinking back on the nineties, I believe you're on to something. Have you considered a future in sociology? I mean, look at the dreck that people now make a decent living at with.

(I'm leaving that sentence as is for diagrammers).

bobbert's avatar

A couple of times in my life, I managed some dozens of "direct contributors" (aka, the people that actually do work). It wasn't ever too difficult to spot the weed-users. Generally, they were the folks who <i>didn't</i> want to get into a knife fight over some bullshit. I was never able to officially select for cannabis-positivity, but our teams were really successful.

One serious indictment of contemporary business management is how it undervalues people whose recreational drug of choice is marijuana, compared to those who prefer alcohol. It's like they've never heard of a hangover.

bobbert's avatar

Of course they're lying. We saw this with Nikki Haley six or eight months ago. Regurgitated anecdotes turn out to be bullshit.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Dang it! I KNEW I shouldn't have eaten that poppy seed muffin right before heading off to my appointment at the Dept. of Labor office!

The Quirk's avatar

At least a basic IQ test.

The Quirk's avatar

"Plus, we don't feel like hiring clean and sober people over 40."

I'll be down in the Janitor's office if you need me, along w/ my BA degree.

malsperanza's avatar

Corbett is a poster child for what happens when voting districts get gerrymandered to the edge of fucking hell.

chascates's avatar

Hell, most people have a hard time affording drugs even when they have a job.

SullivanSt's avatar

Using tools = danger to self. Being tool = danger to others.

I still say it's the wrong way round.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BTW, shouldn't that be 'Wonkers of the World'?

SullivanSt's avatar

That's from back in March. <a href="http:\/\/www.quinnipiac.edu\/institutes--centers\/polling-institute\/pennsylvania\/release-detail\?ReleaseID=1889" target="_blank">Quinnipiac</a> has a newer poll - Schwartz and Sestak are knotted at 15% in the primary polling (big field and a whole lotta undecideds, unsurprising for this far out), which I would tend to suggest favors Sestak if he chooses to run - he's said he wants to run for <em>something</em> but hasn't announced what yet; Schwartz is officially in for Gov. In the matchup against Corbett, Schwartz now leads 47-34 and Sestak 48-34, Corbett's floor hasn't sunk but his ceiling might be caving in.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A car in every garage! A chicken in every pot! POT? Drug tests for everyone!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we're gonna need a bigger bowl