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Oh yeah...the fact that the whole shellfish/mixed-cloth/crops/gays thing all within proximity of each other is argument enough. Throw in kids being killed by bears for teasing a prophet, a dude offering to give up his daughters to a horny mob, etc and you have plenty for an argument even without the stoning.

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"He attended the 1964 Republican National Convention where his father led a challenge of moderates against the right-wing Barry Goldwater. "

And now, Goldwater seems charmingly moderate.

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No..meth bible camp is where she learned the basics. It wasn't until the winecooler weekends that she really learned to <i>cook.</i>

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O.M.G -that is like righteousness porn I had to watch 4 or 5 times to get the bible verses written down right.

Dear Christian Religious Extremist Friends...

Bring it.

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Hah...you wish it was fish.

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Only on Asian flights

(sorry)

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They should replace the bible cards with cards like this: <a href="http://28.media.tumblr.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9y8qcOFAr1qbbe...">http://28.media.tumblr.com/...

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WHEREAS boobies, cooters, wangs, and sometimes buttholes are stimulating to many Americans, and

WHEREAS in the absence of the real items, visual images, either static or moving, can similarly generate excitement in the naughty bits and facilitate wanking and/or taco massage, therefore let it be

RESOLVED that 2012 be known as the YEAR OF PORNOGRAPHY in recognition of its great role in helping Americans get off.

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Oh man, thanks for sharing. Look what I learned:

<blockquote>Likewise, the Second Amendment has Biblical foundation. Our Lord said in Luke 11:21, "When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace." In Luke 22:35, 36 He said, "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."</blockquote>

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It was my impression that the Holy Bible© was squarely on the side of either monarchy or theocracy. Except for the early Church era, of course, with its living communally and sharing of possessions and the means of production.

Of course, there's the "Slaves, be obedient unto your masters" meme, too. That might be the real point here.

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There are bumperstickers down here that read, "If It Ain't King James, It Ain't BIble."

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I never heard about Roger Williams' daughter. You're sure you're not thinking of the Cheney daughter?

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