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coco lurks from home's avatar

Did the means of production seize the timeline again, or something like that?

eppe's avatar

It's not like RFK the wurst hit him in his van. Nothing survives that.

el duderino's avatar

The commander in chief, Dr. A.I. Donald Jesus, resurrected four soldiers. That’s why the death toll went down

Dirty Work's avatar

"I'm your huckleberry."

- A huckleberry is a small, wild, round North American berry belonging to the heath family. Ranging in color from red and blue to deep black, they look like blueberries but feature a more intense, tart flavor, larger seeds, and resist commercial farming.

I still don't get it.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

History will look back and observe the great irony of Twitler calling his social media propaganda organ TRUTH.

feralboy12's avatar

If our asshole president is going to stoop so low as to put words in the mouths of dead soldiers for propaganda purposes, the least his administration could do is to give those soldiers the full honors they are due.

When the Bush administration used Pat Tillman for propaganda, they at least pretended to honor him. They lied to the nation and to his family, but they didn't memory-hole him. This is like, "yeah, they're dead, but it doesn't count because we called time out first."

paperlesstiger's avatar

He likes them for sir stories, because they say sir a lot.

el duderino's avatar

Does anypony remember the pentagon’s credibility gap?

Or even the concept of credibility?

eppe's avatar

It's baaaaack!

Dirty Work's avatar

Perhaps an audit.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Auditors should add Louiseville Sluggers to their tool box.

Dirty Work's avatar

A $trillon five and wars cost extra.

“don’t ask us, audits are hard!”

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

yes

The Pentagon *is* a credibility gap with Hogsweat in charge. Fucking rancid dickfuck!

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

This is such a fucking stooopitt evil country full of abject morons who don't deserve the right to be called sentient or sapient...and they vote. And Americans are cowards for not manning up and dealing with the blight in the White House once and for all.

Dirty Work's avatar

Yeah but, Paris Hilton made an ass of herself at some upper west side bar where no one can identify their congressional rep.

Everyone has Paris on Tic Tac.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. For fuck's fucking sake, this is insane.

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

It is, but is it that different from Bush not allowing photos of their coffins? They're both horrible *and* insane, but is it that different?

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

One is quietly dishonest, while the other is factually dishonest and impacts the level of honor, such as it is in this country, the people who died earned.

It's all terrible and fucked up, but the government denying the deaths of 4 service members is extra fucked up.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

But on a positive note, transits through Hormuz are at all time lows.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I'm sure there are people in the prediction markets making bank on that.

Dirty Work's avatar

trump needs to eat a fuckin bag. The nerve to stand on the tarmac at Dover.

Your podiatrist on line two.

The suckers and losers can wait.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I searched Amazon for "fuckin bags." I suppose I'll have to go onto the dark web to find out what that is.

Dirty Work's avatar

It’s a euphemism used in our popular nomenclature to denote genitalia.

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

He used Arlington cemetery as a photo op. That still makes me angry.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Sharty is the King of Dickfuckery. He can't read, so how can we expect him to read a fucking room?

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

This is awesome. Only under the leadership of the Greatest President and Military Leader Ever, could combat deaths actually go down. It's like he brought them back to life!

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

The McConnell Magic!! YMMV

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

"The New York Times broke the story Thursday (gift link), pointing out that on Wednesday, the Pentagon’s “Defense Casualty Analysis System” (DCAS) showed that 18 US service members have died during “Operation Epic Fury.” Then on Thursday, that number changed to 14 deaths, which is what the site still showed on Friday."

Trump and Hagueseth will probably file suit or force DOJ to drop subpoenas on the NYT tomorrow.

Then we'll see another headline like this:

‪Kyle Griffin‬

‪@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

· 2d

Reuters: U.S. PROSECUTORS WILL WITHDRAW SUBPOENAS AGAINST NEW YORK TIMES REPORTERS IN TRUMP FLIGHT LEAK PROBE, COURT HEARING

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

It feels so silly to even say, but, 'can you imagine if Presidents Obama or Biden had done this'???

Dirty Work's avatar

Private bone spurs and Pete at Dover seen valor pillaging.

Fuck you two. You dishonor our honorable.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"Did you steal the cookies?"

"OK, there are 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 between the number of cookies in the jar this morning and the number that are in there now."

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

You're goddamn right I stole those cookies! You want me on that wall! You need me on that wall!

Parakeetist's avatar

I a cookie 🍪

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

Captain Queeg: "Ahh, but the strawberries! That's - that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with - geometric logic - that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist! And I'd have PRODUCED that key if they hadn't've pulled the Caine out of action! I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers -

[breaks off in horror, becomes hesitant]

Umm... naturally, I can only cover these things roughly, from - memory... but if I've left anything out... why, you just ask me - specific questions and I'll be - perfectly happy to answer them... one by one."

Keel-haul these incompetent traitors.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Now I think I might look up that scene on YouTube.

Dirty Work's avatar

I served honorably in the USMC. To witness this corpulent, 5 time draft dodging POS "receive" the remains of our fallen chaps my ass.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

My dad was USMC. Respect.

Dirty Work's avatar

Wasn't easy, it ain't hard.

Just do what you fuckin should.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Dad fought on Saipan. Doing what he should didn't come easy.

But he did it.

Dirty Work's avatar

I never saw combat, don’t pretend otherwise. But yeah, dad did what was required for the moment. If it were easy he wouldn’t be our dad.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Mine had to suffer a lot of disappointment and hardship, worked some of the shittiest factory jobs imaginable, and never complained about any of it for one single second.

Dirty Work's avatar

A far better man than I. I bitch all the time about nothing.