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Bob Trombetta's avatar

I like the last picture, where Trump shows an appropriate level of interest in Pete's incipient rage-gasm.

Marilyn's avatar

Get this stupid uneducated childish weak suck out of our defense department!!!! I don’t want this retarded pig talking shit to men and women that want to blow his head off!

He needs to stand in a corner and suck on a 12 inch diddo until the military soldiers tell him at ease …

simpledinosaur's avatar

He reminds me of Alabama's George Wallace, with that damned oily slicked-back hair and that perpetually smug look on his face.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Now if they’d only ban photographers from the rest of Trump’s clown show. Well, except for Miller because you can’t capture vampires on film.

Tessie's avatar

"He’s not a particularly good-looking man."

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It's an opinion question, to be sure, but in the absolute, he's neither good-looking nor bad-looking; he's a generic cube-headed Anglo-Saxon type in early middle age.

What makes him so repellent, even to someone who doesn't know his disgusting opinions and personality, is that every expression on his face is invariably unpleasant -- sometimes smug, sometimes cruel, sometimes pissy, sometimes bitter (not even angry; *bitter*), sometimes dumb, sometimes vicious, sometimes two or more at the same time.

We've all known at least one person in our lives who would be at least averagely attractive if they ever ONCE had a pleasant expression on their face or did anything useful.

Tessie's avatar

"the Strait of Hormuz."

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It WAS just the Strait of Muz, until YOUR MOM got there.

Mary O'Shegetz's avatar

Such a vain little closet-queen!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

...𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑓𝑓 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑑 “𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔,”...

What a load of horseshit from the poster𝐛𝐨𝐲 of masculinity issues.

His staff doesn't give a fuck what his pics look like. They only thing they care about is that he drop dead sooner rather than later.

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

"What a load of horseshit from the poster𝐛𝐨𝐲 of masculinity issues." This, a thousand times.

Without even a skelf of a sliver of the slightest doubt, that's the face of a man who's raped a woman, but doesn't think of it as rape.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

You silly libs. Everyone knows that the only way you can overcome your war going terribly for every reason every person ever said we should not get in a war with Iran is by making sure that the old biddies still think your Secretary of Epic Failure is having an alcohol fueled bang session with.

It's like the second chapter of The Art of War, people!!!!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They don't, because Trump's as good at guessing shoe sizes as he is at running a war.

Hank Napkin's avatar

(Ulysses Everett McGill, waking, suddenly exclaims) "My hair!"

Tessie's avatar

"We... thought... you... was... a... TOAD!"

Tessie's avatar

I take exception to the idea that any male in post-Civil War South would be named Ulysses (think about it).

That having been said, one secret of George Clooney's enduring popularity is his willingness to take parts that make him look foolish (or, in the case of "Hail Caesar", foolish and fat).

THAT having been said, Ulysses Everett McGill is Gandhi and Einstein rolled into one compared to literally anyone in this maladministration.

James's avatar

If you have some spare time on your hands, this might be cathartic:

https://leftaction.substack.com/p/please-post-bad-photos-of-hegseth

Tessie's avatar

"he really apparently had no idea how violently Iran might respond to being attacked. That his stupid fucking boss and the regime’s stupid fucking advisers, and a stupid fucking Energy secretary named Christopher Wright, were totally blindsided by Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz."

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You're not dealing with Portland NOW, bitch!

"M"'s avatar
Mar 12Edited

Anybody Black or brown knew that was going to be a major *ss-whipping

But since they're anti-DEI, they cut everyone out of every department that could have clued them in that their WARFIGHTING was going to be a major failure

Worse - here is one of the "master race" DOGE brats who STOLE OUR MONEY, STOLE OUR JOBS, and STOLE OUR DATA

Can't even explain what the acronym DEI even STANDS for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef6pT8PJimI

I personally think he should pay back every cent in literal plasma and blood

P.S. Anybody White who's thinking "It's easy to be a colonialist - just go to the brown countries and take their stuff"

Y'all better think again; this isn't the 1800s and we see what you did the first time

P.P.S. Dear France -- you owe Benin some treasures and you owe Haiti the money you extorted from them because they freed themselves from being one of your colonies - give it back

Chère France - Vous devez des trésors au Bénin et vous devez à Haïti l'argent que vous leur avez extorqué parce qu'ils se sont affranchis de votre joug colonial.

Rendez-le-leur.

Sallyfemina's avatar

I am as physically white as a person can be and still have some melanin, and I knew that was the most dumbass possible move. But then I'm not a moron.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

Sooner or later you get the face you deserve.

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

He has the face of a rapist.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

This is making me think of a doubtlessly apocryphal, but still delightful, anecdote about Alfred Hitchcock:

An actress on set was constantly going on about wanting to be shown only on "my best side." Hitch finally had enough and told her, "My dear, we cannot photograph your best side, because you're always sitting on it."

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

I've read that, too, but didn't know it was likely apocryphal.