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It will be his favorite from that moment. "A Great War, a terrific war. Some people hate the Kaiser, they say the Kaiser started the war, but what's wrong with us having better relations with the Kaiser? He says very nice things about me."

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Just make sure Kelly gets his full 'Murican breakfast.

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The War to End All Wars

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Can they just TELL him there IS a parade and only genius stable brains can see it? Sort of like a reverse emperor 's new clothes?

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The only parade dumb Donny deserves would be filled with war mongering draft dodgers, so Ted Nugent shitting his pants would be grand marshal of the bone spur brigade.

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He probably doesn't know it was The Great War!

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made my day.

thanks.

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Has anyone warned France he's coming?

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Yeah, like 43 9/11 hahahahahahaha

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Military already have dress uniforms. Recreation groups already have period costumes.

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'This is the moment he really becomes presiden... oops, incoming!'

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We should see if England still has all that dummy equipment they used before D-Day 1944 to fool the Germans about troop movement. We could have the inflatable tanks run around the block for an hour, he'll never know the difference.

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And we haven't even gotten to onion soup!

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Putin would be the first one to sink the old git...

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An M1, fitted out with a remote control, could still be usable and send Blumpf in to battle, bone spurs and all. I'm not saying he's like it, but...

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Spanish Moss in neither!

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