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gingerwentworth1's avatar

It will be his favorite from that moment. "A Great War, a terrific war. Some people hate the Kaiser, they say the Kaiser started the war, but what's wrong with us having better relations with the Kaiser? He says very nice things about me."

ahughes798's avatar

Just make sure Kelly gets his full 'Murican breakfast.

ahughes798's avatar

The War to End All Wars

smfh@@rollingmyeyes's avatar

Can they just TELL him there IS a parade and only genius stable brains can see it? Sort of like a reverse emperor 's new clothes?

motmelere's avatar

The only parade dumb Donny deserves would be filled with war mongering draft dodgers, so Ted Nugent shitting his pants would be grand marshal of the bone spur brigade.

smfh@@rollingmyeyes's avatar

He probably doesn't know it was The Great War!

fuflans's avatar

made my day.

thanks.

Rickyphoo's avatar

Has anyone warned France he's coming?

Rick Gardner's avatar

Yeah, like 43 9/11 hahahahahahaha

Laure's avatar

Military already have dress uniforms. Recreation groups already have period costumes.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'This is the moment he really becomes presiden... oops, incoming!'

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

We should see if England still has all that dummy equipment they used before D-Day 1944 to fool the Germans about troop movement. We could have the inflatable tanks run around the block for an hour, he'll never know the difference.

EdR's avatar

And we haven't even gotten to onion soup!

Rick Gardner's avatar

Putin would be the first one to sink the old git...

Rick Gardner's avatar

An M1, fitted out with a remote control, could still be usable and send Blumpf in to battle, bone spurs and all. I'm not saying he's like it, but...

Dianna Deem's avatar

Spanish Moss in neither!