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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

That's "General Dick Armey" to you, soldier. And don't you forget it! As you were.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

These pills aren't just for a good time, you see.

So true. The Repuplicans were arguing about insurance-covered birth control from the point that those Girl Slut Pillz were simply for a good time, which was not even true either. They also tried to clothe their arguments in the notion that it was a waste of dollars.

The truth is that we SHOULD be in the business of Promoting The General Welfare, of ERRBODY, including their bonery parts, even ladiez! Who cares about the expense?

Civilization costs money, despite the Republicans trying to pretend like it doesn't.

VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

If your boner lasts more than four hours, write your congressman.

Come here a minute's avatar

And since 2011, the tab for drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra totals $294 million — the equivalent of nearly four U.S. Air Force F-35 Joint Strike Fighters.How much is that in missiles?

diogenez's avatar

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

ManchuCandidate's avatar

"I love popping Viagra in the morning. It feels like Victory!"

Vecchiojohn's avatar

"Bob Dole supports this comment."

- Bob Dole

Vecchiojohn's avatar

Boner pills are very expensive. Or, uh, so a friend of mine tells me.

Vecchiojohn's avatar

And, you win the internets for today.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

A shit ton of Sidewinder Xs. A shit ton being around 450 or so.

Vecchiojohn's avatar

Nah, we're just all so juvenile that anything having to do with boners tickles our never-matured-further-after-junior-high hearts.

Vecchiojohn's avatar

Today, we are all dicks.

DahBoner's avatar

When Wingnuts look at that photo above, they're like 'Aw shucks, it's just boys letting off a little steam'.

When I look at that photo above, it's ' Dadburn #@$&! Gum'mint Employees Wasting My Hard-earned Tax Dollars'...