Pentagon Will Shoot Down Giant Satellite That Will Kill Us All
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Washington has a plan to save us from the 5,000-pound satellite that will crash back to Earth in a few weeks and kill most Americans: The Pentagon is going to fire a missile at the out-of-control bus-sized piece of toxic space junk! If it works, we might survive until one of the other thousands of satellites crash back to Earth and kill us all.
Pentagon Will Shoot Down Giant Satellite That Will Kill Us All
Pentagon Will Shoot Down Giant Satellite That…
Pentagon Will Shoot Down Giant Satellite That Will Kill Us All
Washington has a plan to save us from the 5,000-pound satellite that will crash back to Earth in a few weeks and kill most Americans: The Pentagon is going to fire a missile at the out-of-control bus-sized piece of toxic space junk! If it works, we might survive until one of the other thousands of satellites crash back to Earth and kill us all.