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larry gassan's avatar

All these douche-bros are totally pwned by the FSB and SVR

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

If you don’t want people to know you’re into Asian cuck porn, why even have a Goodreads page?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I'd say I want to wake up in the REAL timeline, but what if that were to mean Meccalopolis and I hadn't gotten together and married? IMHO, Bowie's death broke the timeline, and he's not coming back from the dead.

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MRK's avatar

How you know Posobiec is not a reporter: He threatened a reporter. That doesn't scare the good ones off, moron, it just makes them more sure they have something.

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Babe Paley's avatar

It's like when people are asked by police if they can search their car or person and they're like "sure--just don't look inside that duffle bag, though!"

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tek's avatar

"He's not in this stove!"

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"Aye, so he's hiding in the stove, is he?"

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irish379's avatar

Taking into account the talent pool for this administration, I would be more surprised if these jerk-offs WEREN'T into some sort of twisted porn

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Let me sum up's avatar

And if they weren't, I'm sure that was disqualifying.

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tehbaddr's avatar

(clown pr0n)

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Speaking of which, The Bloggess (Jenny Lawson) did a very funny post about that. Trust me, it's hilarious:

https://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/clown-porn-50791/

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josephebacon's avatar

Oh crap!

FBI Confirms 630 Million Stolen Passwords — How To Check Yours Now

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse in terms of cybersecurity bad news this week, the FBI has revealed a staggering database of 630 million compromised passwords from multiple devices seized from a hacker. Here’s what to know and how to check if your passwords are on the danger list.

Troy Hunt, the creator of the ingenious Have I Been Pwned and Pwned Passwords services, has confirmed that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has handed over a staggering list of 630 million compromised passwords to add to the HIBP database of 17 billion compromised accounts. The FBI has been sending Hunt compromised passwords for four years, as uncovered during the course of cybercrime investigations, but what’s concerning and almost unbelievable in equal measure is that the latest haul is from a single hacker.

“This latest corpus of data came to us as a result of the FBI seizing multiple devices belonging to a suspect,” Hunt said, adding that ”the sheer scope of cybercrime can be hard to fathom, even when you live and breathe it every day.” To which I can only say, indeed it is.

It seems that the hacked passwords have come from open and dark web marketplaces, Telegram channels and, inevitably, infostealer attacks.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/12/13/fbi-confirms-630-million-stolen-passwords---how-to-check-yours-now/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=forbes

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eppe's avatar

"FBI confirms" doesn't seem to pack the same punch that it used to for some reason.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"To confirm, enter all passwords and the accounts they're associated with. Include address and mother's maiden name."

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tehbaddr's avatar

And the link on the site does not work.

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eppe's avatar

Password must have been compromised. We should ask noted security expert and patriot Alexis Wilkins about that.

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MRK's avatar

The good news is that there are now so many compromised passwords out there that buying yours is incredibly unlikely.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Thanks, Kash Patel

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PeteWa's avatar

I find it much less problematic that douchebro is into cuckolding than I do his need to hide the evidence after discovery. Most likely there are many more skeletons in his poorly disguised sex dungeon.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

"Posobiec is a member of the Pentagon press corps,"

Reading this made my brain seize up.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Ha, ha, ha ... NO.

𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘀

https://www.alternet.org/tina-peters-charges/

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Mavenmaven's avatar

If SCOTUS grants this, there will no longer be state laws

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

he's trying to make this state charge pardon a thing so he can disappear his 34 felonies from the State of New York

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The state won't give up those rights. Let Donnie go to Colorado to spring in person.

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gallbladder's avatar

Given that she's a conspiracy theorist, I'd say that her delusion is on-point.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Not even, dubious esquire.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

surejan

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tehbaddr's avatar

Hey! We gots a Wonkette Movie tonight! KRAMPUS!

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Let me sum up's avatar

Yaaaayyyyyyy! Best Holiday movie ever. Die Hard is a distant second.

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SethTriggs's avatar

These people, probably including Blotto von Bismarck himself, are chasers to a person. They probably have all kinds of ridiculous fetishes that go against their public pronouncements that keep them in the good graces of the MAGA death cult.

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RocktonSam's avatar

They're becoming more sloppy. Almost like cocaine has taken over.

They don't care. What are you going to do about?

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tehbaddr's avatar

(crush)

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Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘼𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙘’𝙨 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛 𝙎𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙎𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙒𝙚’𝙧𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝘿𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝙐𝙨 𝘼𝙡𝙡

Anthropic’s chief scientist Jared Kaplan is making some grave predictions about humanity’s future with AI....

The choice is ours, in his framing. For now, our fates are mostly in our hands, according to Kaplan — unless we decide to pass the proverbial baton to the machines, that is...

By 2030, Kaplan predicts, or as soon as 2027, humanity will have to decide whether to take the “ultimate risk” of letting AI models train themselves. The ensuing “intelligence explosion” could elevate the tech to new heights, birthing a so-called artificial general intelligence (AGI) which equals or surpasses human intellect and benefits humankind...Or it could allow AI’s power to snowball beyond our control, leaving us at the mercy of its whims...

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/anthropic-ai-scientist-doom

So we depend on the ethics and foresight of the 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦 bros?

Whimsical AI is our future...

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Worriedman's avatar

I thought everyone had seen The Forbin Project. I know they've seen the Terminator. Stupid greedy fucks.

If we solve the Billionaire problem the AI problem will take care of itself.

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tek's avatar

“𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛”

Explosion, yes. Intelligence, no.

"letting AI models train themselves" is gonna result in, at best, an explosion of porn.

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Are these people to young to have heard of GIGO?

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Let me sum up's avatar

This, global warming - if it's not one damn thing it's another.

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DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

"Humanity will have to decide..."

We never get a vote on this shit. I don't recall getting a vote on dropping the bomb on Hiroshima. Ok, well I wasn't born yet but you get my point.

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gallbladder's avatar

I prefer Authentic Intelligence.

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eppe's avatar

When Good AI finally starts this battle to the finish with Bad AI, please send me a telegram.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The headline is a bit sensationalist. Kaplan, as a data scientist, knows that self-training AI from other AI output will most likely "self-destruct" ... due to be unworkable in any real physical environment.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

This is mostly jerkoff bullshit to make us all take them more seriously.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Based on what I've seen? Time to start chopping power lines and cooling water to data centers.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Edward Abbey style monkey wrenching...

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Menotsure's avatar

Sean Duffey is claiming to have removed 9,500 commercial licensed truckers from the road for failing English language competency tests. Transportation costs will increase and with that market prices. Thanks.

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Let me sum up's avatar

This sounds like...how does one say it? Unbridled horseshit.

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gallbladder's avatar

Has he met Trump?

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

That makes zero sense. Were the licenses just revoked? Who were the tests administered to and who administered them and when? What is this test and where did it originate? Were they employed by corporate owners or were they independent operators? I mean, that's nearly 10,000 jobs lost, I have questions!!!!

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Menotsure's avatar

Forget it, Jake, it's Duffey.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Justice Brett Kavanaugh did say that standing around speaking Spanish was reason to be suspicious of someone.

Wait 'til he meets everyone in Spain.

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Menotsure's avatar

When there, I was surprised at the number of English speakers. Are they now Americans?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Most European educated people I've met are minimally bi-lingual in English.

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eppe's avatar

Sweden, Germany and Poland are countries where you you could probably live in the mid-size to large cities without knowing a bit of the native language.

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eppe's avatar

Yeah. That sounds like a number that we should believe.

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Daniel's avatar

Wait- they're starting to consider "not speaking English properly" a sign that you're NOT American?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

American English or the King's English?

*vhoomp* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Ha!

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Menotsure's avatar

Trump should watch his back.

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eppe's avatar

Let's open that door and see what we can find, Daniel.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Better check on the pricktator!

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Whether it’s Trump’s press Secretary calling ICE on her nephew’s mom or leftists refusing to exchange gifts with their MAGA relatives this year, both sides have been hurtful to each other.

NYT

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SethTriggs's avatar

You are amazing at this. And it also makes me cry how accurate it is.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

All seriousness, I've learned that you get what you give.

That golden rule... I might be an atheist, but i still try to live by it. Not to be mistaken for Trump's Golden rule: he who has the tacky ass gold embossing makes the rules.

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Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

“…PRESIDENT Trump’s PRETTY press secretary…”

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tehbaddr's avatar

Mean Christian Girl.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Gag.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Some news just flashed a reminder today is the 25th anniversary of the SCOTUS decision on Bush and Gore.

This downward spiral started many many moons ago

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tehbaddr's avatar

My "chad" is still hanging!

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Let me sum up's avatar

Keep that chad to yourself, mister.

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eppe's avatar

Aaaaah. The good ol' days.

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josephebacon's avatar

It's been going downhill ever since the corrupted court illegally installed Dumbya. And I will never forgive them for installing that asshole in the Oval Office--the same asshole who lied us into a pair of illegal wars that killed my son.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Yes, and we're so sorry for your loss, all these decades later.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Sorry for your loss. Like I said the other day, one could draw a direct line from the Dubya administration to the murder of a National Guard member in DC a few weeks ago.

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verne's avatar

i am so sorry you lost your son, all based on lies

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josephebacon's avatar

His mother brainwashed him into being a "christian soldier" and he said he was going to kill muslims for Jesus.

It didn't turn out that way for him...and I will leave it at that...but there are STILL times over 20 years later that I get flashbacks and the pain comes back...

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EyeQueue's avatar

I am so sorry.

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SethTriggs's avatar

That kind of pain never leaves you.

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josephebacon's avatar

It never left my bank account or wallet--18 years of child support payments that were just flushed down the toilet...

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weejee's avatar

Hugs bacon.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Condolences.

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EyeQueue's avatar

It certainly has been a march of the pigs.

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eppe's avatar

Most pigs would turn up their snouts at that comparison I'm afraid.

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EyeQueue's avatar

I was trying to be clever with NIN album and song titles. XD

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