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Mavenmaven's avatar

Yeah, you need to be from the Pentagon to figure out what goes on in Vegas and Atlantic City.

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Querolous's avatar

Is Carte Blanche still around? haven't seen one of those or Diner's Club in years!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

We must, we must, we must increase our bustThe bigger the betterThe tighter the sweaterThe boys depend on us

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I am not sure you can get a cash advance on a gubmint card, but they could use their personal cards for such and therfore avoid the entire spousal finding out bit and NOT get busted by Uncle Sammy, maybe.

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calliecallie's avatar

Public service is not for the faint of heart.

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say wha's avatar

Apparently what happens in Vegas DOES NOT stay in Vegas.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

"General Talking To" (salutes Cobie Smulders).

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Rick Hill's avatar

Especially considering the local exchange rate....

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Rick Hill's avatar

As opposed to my spending government funds on whores? I mean, my tax money paying Boehner's salary...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Who may become quite unhealthy if some idiot Rethuglican asswipe starts a fucking war somewhere.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Here's the thing...anyone using a government issued card for this stuff is a total idiot. Cash transactions only, dumbshits.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Actually, in Thailand all that can be arranged for you, to include a plausible (at a casual look) explanation for it that has nothing to do with sexytime. I'm sure others have figured out ways to make the transactions easy to make and deny as well.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

As one of those ground pounding doofi down below, don't get me started on zoomie generals

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chascates's avatar

I hope Senators McCain and Vitter surrender their cards as well.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Only if it proved one of their points. If it contradicted teatard cant, it's disposed of as liebral biased facts.

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ryp's avatar

I'd be even more worried if they were using them for "child entertainment".

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