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H0mer0's avatar

I don't think you can go into politics without being bipolar.

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Theresa Azores's avatar

*blinkblink*

Okay. So we're gonna play Chicken Little now? And grown people are gonna fall for this garbage? Please....

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Justno's avatar

At my age they'd get to declare that a miracle.

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JeffWest's avatar

"Trump’s entire campaign has been about hatred, xenophobia, and outright stupidity." Also, raping underage girls. http://www.snopes.com/2016/...

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richardgrabman's avatar

Payback for 1846... you think we want Texas? BTW, don't underestimated the Mexican air force. After all, Mexico was the first country in the Americas to have one, and a Mexican general (Álvaro Obregón) was the first tactician to ever call in a coordinated air strike. BTW, the Mexican air force fighter planes have a range of 2600 Km (not enough to attack NH, so you guys are safe... though we could take out Omaha.

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Kgprophet's avatar

Well, the GOP establishment will take comfort now Trump has now pivoted and toned down his rhetoric...

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willi0000000's avatar

pre-radar listening device for detecting aircraft sounds.

[ War Tubas™ is so much more fun though ]

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

You can almost hear them up there sharpening their skates...

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SeanT1001's avatar

Fear Builds Walls. -Roger Waters

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SeanT1001's avatar

My niece is married to a Mexican- he nice, he takes care of his kids, loves his wife, and he's industrious.My other niece is married to a big dumb white guy born in Tennessee, who's been in jail (his mom bailed him out), he's drunk, abusive, and let's her support the whole family (they have 2 kids and one from of his previous marriages) with a minimum wage job. He just (couple of days ago) wrecked their car coming back from a bar.On the whole, one out of two nieces say Mexican is better.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

But they can't do that, can't you see? They've spent nearly an entire generation screaming from the rooftops that Bill/Hillary/Obama are evil incarnate, so _anybody_ they nominate has to be better by default.

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Lamashtar's avatar

Never heard this.. Wow.

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Lamashtar's avatar

I'll give him his due, he is a dynamic speaker. They've done studies that bear this out. The problem is those tangents derail the persuasion. You're going, "Hmm..he's interesting at least. Some of that is true...I wonder if he has a point..Wait, what? That has nothing to do with anything! He's nattering about nothing! What the hell? ...What a twit."

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Lamashtar's avatar

I like to tell people that when we invade Russia, we'll do it through Alaska because ITS THE DIRECTION NOBODY EXPECTS!

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