Perfectly Gross Movie About John Edwards Now In the Works
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If you've managed to stay interested in the whole long, sordid tale of John Edwards, with the cancer and the lies and the infidelity and the new-agers and the bastard children and the aides with creepy hero-worship complexes and the anilingus sex tapes, then you're probably thinking, "Boy howdy, someone should make this into a movie! I'd sure watch that!" Well, it's already been made into a movie, dummy, by John Edwards, when he was performing the aforementioned sex act on the aforementioned new ager, and then Andrew Young just showed it to journalists, to make them uncomfortable. But now it's being cleaned up and made into a movie that you could take your grandmother to (if you hate her) by
Perfectly Gross Movie About John Edwards Now In the Works
Perfectly Gross Movie About John Edwards Now…
Perfectly Gross Movie About John Edwards Now In the Works
If you've managed to stay interested in the whole long, sordid tale of John Edwards, with the cancer and the lies and the infidelity and the new-agers and the bastard children and the aides with creepy hero-worship complexes and the anilingus sex tapes, then you're probably thinking, "Boy howdy, someone should make this into a movie! I'd sure watch that!" Well, it's already been made into a movie, dummy, by John Edwards, when he was performing the aforementioned sex act on the aforementioned new ager, and then Andrew Young just showed it to journalists, to make them uncomfortable. But now it's being cleaned up and made into a movie that you could take your grandmother to (if you hate her) by