Rick Perry is finally dropping out of the Republican race Thursday, and will endorse Newt Gingrich because it's just more fun that way. He will now return in shame to Texas to command-in-chief his Burundi-sized army and obsessively read over all his old emails to Jesus for clues about why Jesus dumped him and maybe whatever else Rick Perry used to do besides dare to dream about the presidency, troll eBay for bulk hair products, probably. Was it something he said?
Me: :::Looks at picture::: SNORT...spit!!! Boss: Are you ok? Me: Yeah...coffee just went down the wrong way.
You bastards...get over here and help me clean my keyboard!