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Use my name, I'm never going to twit.

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Which as we all know translates as "Evil genitals", their main belief aspect.

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I don't know about that. I mean that's the interpretation of his character that that Christians have, of course, but they are just a tad biased, don't you think? Think about what Christians say about LGBTQ people or atheists, or God forbid, LGBTQ atheists. Vicious character assassination. Maybe it's the same for "the bringer of light"?

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*snerk*

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It was thought at the time it was a fever dream and not worthy of being included in the final product, but the sensible con men were over-ruled.

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It sounds like a request for anal, or some stupid translation of the quote "Get thee behind me Satan."

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Read Memnoch the Devil. by Anne Rice, LeStat explains all that.

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It's really hard to keep them on the bed though, they are very slippery.

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Well I guess every day is Christmas for me.

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It's all part of their delusions of grandeur, and narcissism.

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Upvoting because I love your 'nym.

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Or C11H8N2O3S2

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That's probably quite lost on the tagger.

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IIRC, everything goes to shit in Revelation with the whore of Babylon, and the four horseman of the Apocalypse.

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There have been many steroidal doses imbibed there.

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On the contrary, all of the fireflies on Satin's Little Helpers Luciferase Farm ARE free range, thank you very much, and are milked twice a day.

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