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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Really struck by how many critters in TABS say "Nom."

weejee's avatar

Is "NOM" an abbreviation for "No Orange Menace"?

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

WOW, great poetry section this morning.

Michael Bowen's avatar

Holy crap - a gliding opossum? We live in such wonderful world!

Menotsure's avatar

A yellow bellied glider

Is no cowardly beast

They roam around Australia

In search of pupae feasts.

And when they find their dinner

They savor every bite

For when the morning sun comes

They must call it a night

HI2thDoc's avatar

The orange faced conniver

Is an evil wretched beast

He spreads his lies unending

With no compunction in the least

But his overwhelming hankering

Is for money and fake gold

That he someday faces justice

Is our fondest wish foretold

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I like beer

of the lager sort

I am not like those

what like to take a snort

I studied the law

passed top of the class

I can haz black robe now?

Kavanaugh can kiss my ass!!

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"I like beer, it helps me unwind, and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)"

Miss Grundy's avatar

A very cute and dainty eater!

Shocktreatment's avatar

Gliding Opossums! Who knew? Those ears, that laid back little face! And "nesting areas in tree hollows that they share with their family group, usually between two and six individuals"?

I think they'd be terrific neighbors, although living close to a eucalyptus grove(?) might be challenging, depending on the breeze.

CakesWeLike's avatar

"... living close to a eucalyptus grove(?) might be challenging"

You'd never have blocked sinuses.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Eucalyptus (or some related species) is flammable and cited as one factor in California wildfires, especially near populated areas.

CakesWeLike's avatar

But still excellent for clearing your sinuses.

HoldOnOldChap's avatar

Yup, but they do smell nice.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I'm partial to Dr Bronners soap with tea tree oil.

"ALL ONE!"

Pere Ubu's avatar

DON'T DRINK SOAP! DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!

Nancy Naive's avatar

Floppy ears makes for cute critters.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

These creatures are the real drop bears.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

fly pupae is such a nice way of saying 'maggots'.... :)

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Maggots are the larvae, but yeh, eww.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

so, crunchy maggots then?

deep fried? :)

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Gliding Opossums is the name of my spectacular flying circus act.

Michael's avatar

Umbrellas for the spectators?

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Be careful you don't end up in a Dick Grayson situation.... tragic!

tehbaddr's avatar

I thought it was Dumbo Eared Tortie Hamster.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

These are a big trend in exotic animal ownership. People should not.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I hate seeing videos of some cute wild creature being kept as a pet.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

There's a newish PBS show bout a guy who raises turkeys from eggs to adult and one of those sweet little fuzzballs attacked and bloodied him once it grew up. He had to seriously club it with a stick to get it to stop. They're called wild animals for a reason.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Had he asked, I could have confirmed that turkeys are real assholes.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

In this case a wild turkey owned by a human turkey asshole.

Heidi L 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱's avatar

But fly surprising well, especially when surprised by marauding Golden Retrievers.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Reminds me of my own experience with Wild Turkey.

I had to beat the hangover with a stick to get it to stop.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Been there, done that

Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

New Orleans. A sazerac, with a Wild Turkey 151 float.

Well… more than ONE sazerac. 😜

Jesus. I can *still* feel that pain, and it was 30 years ago.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Johnny Cash was nearly killed by a "pet" ostrich and was saved when the ostrich's claw was stopped by his belt buckle. It was attempting to kill him.

https://kxrb.com/johnny-cash-ostrich-attack/

Michael's avatar

You can see just how formidable the ostrich's dinosaur ancestors must have been. 😯

Pere Ubu's avatar

And their closer relatives! Dudes like Dyatrima and Kelenken, who actually DID live with (early) humans and were rightfully known as "terror birds". One of my favorite post-dinosaur creatures. Hell, we STILL have guys like the cassowary, who'll make it perfectly clear to you how close to dinos they still are.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Another cute critter!

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Takes a licking and…snozzberry?

The Wanderer's avatar

Mmm, tasty mealworms!

Robert Eckert's avatar

It's pronounced "booty-JEEJ" in Malta

Kirsty Gnome #squatting's avatar

An MRI like no one's ever seen, beautiful.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I'll take "Boot Edge Edge" over "Drum Pfffff"

Khavrinen's avatar

"House Democrats have shared some pictures from Epstein Island, and um, they are very creepy. For instance, there is one of a dentist’s chair. We shudder to imagine."

Surely I'm not the only one who thought "Little Epstein Island of Horrors"?

Robert Eckert's avatar

What horrified me was that the names of the visitors were redacted. No protection for victims, only for perpetrators.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Yellow-Bellied Glider

can glide through the sky

he's got the knack

but he doesn’t really fly

Runfastandwin's avatar

If The Village People go to the Kennedy Center I swear to pete...

Cincinnatus's avatar

Duffy Looks Forward to a Woody:

"Appearing on CNBC on Thursday, Sean Duffy went full Clark Griswold as he said the policy could let automakers resume building the onetime staple of family travel. “This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon – maybe a little wood paneling on the side,” Duffy purred. “We can bring back choice to consumers, so yeah, the minivan is awesome, but maybe the station wagon is cool, too.”" [HuffPost]

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

You know what else would lower the price of a new car?

Get rid of those fucking tariffs.

I kid. Once they're used to the higher prices, they never come back down.

Pexas Teat's avatar

Wagons are great, so much more useful than a SUV. There's nothing really stopping automakers from building these, except they want us all to buy their overpriced, high-margin SUVs.

PRW's avatar

"The CEO of Palantir seems to believe that the truly progressive position on immigration is to … sound like a total fucking Nazi about it?" Ernst Roehm was accused of taking the 'socialism' part of National Socialism a little too seriously, after all ...

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Trump bragging about pronouncing “Boot-edge-edge” is peak Grandpa-With-A-New-Word energy. The man treats a cognitive test like it’s the LSAT, and now he’s out here giving himself gold stars for syllables. And that Minneapolis rant? Straight up Hitler karaoke with dementia improv. You can practically see the staffer who whispered “Minnesota… bad” into his ear before the cameras rolled. The guy can’t find the truth with a GPS, but he’s out here demanding immigrants who “kiss our country goodnight.” Buddy, you can’t even stay awake through a Cabinet meeting.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I hope Pedo Coach Gym Jordan doesn’t think we’ve forgotten that HE owes us some testimony before Congress regarding abuse of minors at Ohio State. With a Dem majority, non compliance could get him tossed from the House !!!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Robbie Williams, Andrea Bocelli and the Village People."

Oh come the fuck on, Andrea Bocelli! It's one thing for a converted "formerly gay," former crack-addict Xtian nut like Victor Willis of the Village People to perform at that slobberfest, but YOU - as gay as Liberace but with better taste? Fer SHAME.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"...the survivors were observed dragging bundled narcotics back aboard what remained of the vessel"

It is so abundantly clear that the Pentagon is grafting some romanticized "warrior ethos" fantasy onto these alleged narco-terrorists, as though, their boat bombed into smithereens and themselves clinging to wreckage, their first thought is that they absolutely have to get those alleged drugs to the United States to wage terrorist drug war on Americans.

Alpaca22's avatar

As I understand it, the whole thing is on video. So why haven't they released said video to support their claims??? ( rhetorical question)

Enter Ranting's avatar

They can release that video right after the Epstein files and Trump's taxes.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

So we're at the point where MAGA/MAHA is pushing incineration chambers . . . https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/04/oxygen-chamber-maha

Cool, cool, cool.

pskbh's avatar

What a horror 😳

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Ugh. Could not continue reading this most disturbing episode ever of "Final Destination."

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Loved the first episode, “Timmy Turns To Ash.”

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Really the worst version of "A Christmas Carol" EVER.

(but all kidding aside, how horrific can a story be?)

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Well, I suppose the kid could have had a sibling, and mom wasn’t convinced that the first incident was totally preventable . . . wait, that was one of those rhetorical questions, wasn’t it?

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Well at least I don’t have to feel bad for Bradley getting thrown under the bus anymore. Sounds like he is waving it down himself.

And let’s say every bit of that unmitigated, false, lying, made up, ridiculous bullshit was true. It’s still a war crime.

Next.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Yep, pretty much fell on his sword there.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I assume that Trump can override any military action towards him as well?

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

As Commander in Chief, yeah. He can probably override a court martial.