614 Comments
User's avatar
Martini Glambassador's avatar

“Nom” says the glider. Find out more here:

https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/yellow-bellied-glider-noms

Expand full comment
OneYieldRegular's avatar

Really struck by how many critters in TABS say "Nom."

Expand full comment
weejee's avatar

Is "NOM" an abbreviation for "No Orange Menace"?

Expand full comment
ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

WOW, great poetry section this morning.

Expand full comment
Michael Bowen's avatar

Holy crap - a gliding opossum? We live in such wonderful world!

Expand full comment
Menotsure's avatar

A yellow bellied glider

Is no cowardly beast

They roam around Australia

In search of pupae feasts.

And when they find their dinner

They savor every bite

For when the morning sun comes

They must call it a night

Expand full comment
HI2thDoc's avatar

The orange faced conniver

Is an evil wretched beast

He spreads his lies unending

With no compunction in the least

But his overwhelming hankering

Is for money and fake gold

That he someday faces justice

Is our fondest wish foretold

Expand full comment
Menotsure's avatar

Huzzah!

Expand full comment
RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I like beer

of the lager sort

I am not like those

what like to take a snort

I studied the law

passed top of the class

I can haz black robe now?

Kavanaugh can kiss my ass!!

Expand full comment
Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"I like beer, it helps me unwind, and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)"

Expand full comment
RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

very well played.

Expand full comment
Miss Grundy's avatar

A very cute and dainty eater!

Expand full comment
Shocktreatment's avatar

Gliding Opossums! Who knew? Those ears, that laid back little face! And "nesting areas in tree hollows that they share with their family group, usually between two and six individuals"?

I think they'd be terrific neighbors, although living close to a eucalyptus grove(?) might be challenging, depending on the breeze.

Expand full comment
CakesWeLike's avatar

"... living close to a eucalyptus grove(?) might be challenging"

You'd never have blocked sinuses.

Expand full comment
Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Eucalyptus (or some related species) is flammable and cited as one factor in California wildfires, especially near populated areas.

Expand full comment
CakesWeLike's avatar

But still excellent for clearing your sinuses.

Expand full comment
HoldOnOldChap's avatar

Yup, but they do smell nice.

Expand full comment
Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I'm partial to Dr Bronners soap with tea tree oil.

"ALL ONE!"

Expand full comment
Pere Ubu's avatar

DON'T DRINK SOAP! DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!

Expand full comment
Nancy Naive's avatar

Floppy ears makes for cute critters.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

These creatures are the real drop bears.

Expand full comment
RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

fly pupae is such a nice way of saying 'maggots'.... :)

Expand full comment
Birb-General of the US's avatar

Maggots are the larvae, but yeh, eww.

Expand full comment
RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

so, crunchy maggots then?

deep fried? :)

Expand full comment
Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Street food.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Gliding Opossums is the name of my spectacular flying circus act.

Expand full comment
Michael's avatar

Umbrellas for the spectators?

Expand full comment
RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Be careful you don't end up in a Dick Grayson situation.... tragic!

Expand full comment
tehbaddr's avatar

I thought it was Dumbo Eared Tortie Hamster.

Expand full comment
Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

These are a big trend in exotic animal ownership. People should not.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I hate seeing videos of some cute wild creature being kept as a pet.

Expand full comment
Teen Laqueefa's avatar

There's a newish PBS show bout a guy who raises turkeys from eggs to adult and one of those sweet little fuzzballs attacked and bloodied him once it grew up. He had to seriously club it with a stick to get it to stop. They're called wild animals for a reason.

Expand full comment
Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Had he asked, I could have confirmed that turkeys are real assholes.

Expand full comment
ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

In this case a wild turkey owned by a human turkey asshole.

Expand full comment
Heidi L 🇵🇸 🇺🇦's avatar

But fly surprising well, especially when surprised by marauding Golden Retrievers.

Expand full comment
Craig Nixon's avatar

Reminds me of my own experience with Wild Turkey.

I had to beat the hangover with a stick to get it to stop.

Expand full comment
Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Been there, done that

Expand full comment
Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

New Orleans. A sazerac, with a Wild Turkey 151 float.

Well… more than ONE sazerac. 😜

Jesus. I can *still* feel that pain, and it was 30 years ago.

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

When I was a TV reporter I did a story on an ostrich farmer. We saw one hatch in an incubator, lucky timing, their eggs weigh between 3 and six pounds. Also learned ostriches can kill lions by kicking, amazing. And they only attack humans if their young are threatened, maybe this turkey was abused in childhood. Love to see this turkey be picked for the Thanksgiving pardon and tear Trump to pieces. Trump's already afraid of animals (germs!)

Expand full comment
Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Johnny Cash was nearly killed by a "pet" ostrich and was saved when the ostrich's claw was stopped by his belt buckle. It was attempting to kill him.

https://kxrb.com/johnny-cash-ostrich-attack/

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

They grow so tall (up to 9 "and so heavy (over 200 pounds) I can't imagine keeping one as a "pet", imagine what their poop must be like.

By the way, "ostrich races" are an obscenity.

Expand full comment
Michael's avatar

You can see just how formidable the ostrich's dinosaur ancestors must have been. 😯

Expand full comment
Pere Ubu's avatar

And their closer relatives! Dudes like Dyatrima and Kelenken, who actually DID live with (early) humans and were rightfully known as "terror birds". One of my favorite post-dinosaur creatures. Hell, we STILL have guys like the cassowary, who'll make it perfectly clear to you how close to dinos they still are.

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

Maybe it had a motive! Like not liking his music (jk) thanks for posting this! (I love his music.)

Expand full comment
Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Another cute critter!

Expand full comment
Al Bellenchia's avatar

Takes a licking and…snozzberry?

Expand full comment
The Wanderer's avatar

Mmm, tasty mealworms!

Expand full comment
tehbaddr's avatar

Snackies!

Expand full comment
BLUEBOLT's avatar

Leave the animals alone. They didn't sign up for this fucking shit show

Expand full comment
Robert Eckert's avatar

It's pronounced "booty-JEEJ" in Malta

Expand full comment
Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

An MRI like no one's ever seen, beautiful.

Expand full comment
Hank Napkin's avatar

I'll take "Boot Edge Edge" over "Drum Pfffff"

Expand full comment
Khavrinen's avatar

"House Democrats have shared some pictures from Epstein Island, and um, they are very creepy. For instance, there is one of a dentist’s chair. We shudder to imagine."

Surely I'm not the only one who thought "Little Epstein Island of Horrors"?

Expand full comment
Robert Eckert's avatar

What horrified me was that the names of the visitors were redacted. No protection for victims, only for perpetrators.

Expand full comment
Runfastandwin's avatar

The Yellow-Bellied Glider

can glide through the sky

he's got the knack

but he doesn’t really fly

Expand full comment
Runfastandwin's avatar

If The Village People go to the Kennedy Center I swear to pete...

Expand full comment
Cincinnatus's avatar

Duffy Looks Forward to a Woody:

"Appearing on CNBC on Thursday, Sean Duffy went full Clark Griswold as he said the policy could let automakers resume building the onetime staple of family travel. “This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon – maybe a little wood paneling on the side,” Duffy purred. “We can bring back choice to consumers, so yeah, the minivan is awesome, but maybe the station wagon is cool, too.”" [HuffPost]

Expand full comment
Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

You know what else would lower the price of a new car?

Get rid of those fucking tariffs.

I kid. Once they're used to the higher prices, they never come back down.

Expand full comment
Pexas Teat's avatar

Wagons are great, so much more useful than a SUV. There's nothing really stopping automakers from building these, except they want us all to buy their overpriced, high-margin SUVs.

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

OT I just read Trump will be hosting the Kennedy Center honors. That man can't stand to be out of the spotlight for a moment, I dread what he'll do to the 250th anniversary of our beloved country. As for the honors, I can't wait to not watch it.

Expand full comment
Enter Ranting's avatar

Good. He'll be an absolute disaster. He'll wander off script, braying about how he beat Joe Biden, how Somalis are destroying Minnesota, and that he's building a big beautiful ballroom. He'll be ridiculed for months.

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

At the KC Honors, our 250th anniversary, or both?

Expand full comment
Enter Ranting's avatar

Why not both.

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

This thing gives me the creepies. The small animal, too.

Expand full comment
PRW's avatar

"The CEO of Palantir seems to believe that the truly progressive position on immigration is to … sound like a total fucking Nazi about it?" Ernst Roehm was accused of taking the 'socialism' part of National Socialism a little too seriously, after all ...

Expand full comment
Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Trump bragging about pronouncing “Boot-edge-edge” is peak Grandpa-With-A-New-Word energy. The man treats a cognitive test like it’s the LSAT, and now he’s out here giving himself gold stars for syllables. And that Minneapolis rant? Straight up Hitler karaoke with dementia improv. You can practically see the staffer who whispered “Minnesota… bad” into his ear before the cameras rolled. The guy can’t find the truth with a GPS, but he’s out here demanding immigrants who “kiss our country goodnight.” Buddy, you can’t even stay awake through a Cabinet meeting.

Expand full comment
OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I hope Pedo Coach Gym Jordan doesn’t think we’ve forgotten that HE owes us some testimony before Congress regarding abuse of minors at Ohio State. With a Dem majority, non compliance could get him tossed from the House !!!

Expand full comment
OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Robbie Williams, Andrea Bocelli and the Village People."

Oh come the fuck on, Andrea Bocelli! It's one thing for a converted "formerly gay," former crack-addict Xtian nut like Victor Willis of the Village People to perform at that slobberfest, but YOU - as gay as Liberace but with better taste? Fer SHAME.

Expand full comment