It's been a while since we've heard from the faith-healing ministry leader and televangelist Ernest Angley, who was also the the real-life inspiration for Robin Williams's classic "Reverend Earnest Angry." Until 35 years later, when Monday we read that
you know i didn't want to read this shit. i really didn't.
but it's late, i'm drunk, the pantry was especially depressing today, i can't go to sleep for another 2 hours (too complicated to explain) and i just finished this week's economist.
JESUS CHRIST THESE PEOPLE ARE BLOODY MAGGOTS AND I DO NOT WANT TO READ ABOUT THEM.
It's a good thing Ernest's eyesight has failed in old age, because if he saw that death mask in the mirror every morning when he adjusts the dead raccoon on his head, he'd surely do the right thing and make an appointment the local faith-healer mortuary to get outfitted in the latest "Goin' Home to Jebus" casket.
The real downside of this story, for me, is that this fucker won't live to be punished as he ought to be. He deserves about 30 years in prison, but he'll die before they can convict him, if Joe Paterno is any kind of indicator. On the bright side, the congregants should be able to sue his estate for every penny it has, and if they hurry this through the courts, might even make it in time to force the "reverend" to scrounge his last few meals from a garbage can.
<em>&quot;And let&rsquo;s just be completely clear on this: it is definitely not gay if you talk about women. Also, something about balls not touching, as we understand it.</em>
<strong>CORRECTION</strong>: You can touch balls as much as you want, it&#039;s when your penises touch that you are officicially gay! Just ask Lindsey Graham!
you know i didn&#039;t want to read this shit. i really didn&#039;t.
but it&#039;s late, i&#039;m drunk, the pantry was especially depressing today, i can&#039;t go to sleep for another 2 hours (too complicated to explain) and i just finished this week&#039;s economist.
JESUS CHRIST THESE PEOPLE ARE BLOODY MAGGOTS AND I DO NOT WANT TO READ ABOUT THEM.
seriously. cover fucking nazis. cover pedaphiles. cover arugula. cover sharks. cover hollywood.
just stop fucking covering these freakshow pastors who have a pipeline to god for their obscenities.
gross.
Yeah, but how about the piece of work that I display it on?
He may out bake Jim Bakker and out swagger Jimmy Swaggart, but he'll never out rob Pat Robertson.
It's a good thing Ernest's eyesight has failed in old age, because if he saw that death mask in the mirror every morning when he adjusts the dead raccoon on his head, he'd surely do the right thing and make an appointment the local faith-healer mortuary to get outfitted in the latest "Goin' Home to Jebus" casket.
Don&#039;t want them going away half-cocked.
&quot;flying to missions in Africa&quot;
Ye cats and little fishes...If this fucker did all of this in the US, just what the hell did he do in Africa??
Speaking for a friend?
I called my unborn first-born &quot;the parasite&quot;, to the shock and horror of others. At 24 yrs old, it still really applies (sigh)
Thank doG for local papers like the Akron <i>Beacon Journal,</i> still afflicting the comfortable.
The real downside of this story, for me, is that this fucker won&#039;t live to be punished as he ought to be. He deserves about 30 years in prison, but he&#039;ll die before they can convict him, if Joe Paterno is any kind of indicator. On the bright side, the congregants should be able to sue his estate for every penny it has, and if they hurry this through the courts, might even make it in time to force the &quot;reverend&quot; to scrounge his last few meals from a garbage can.
Why choose? Go with Gay Black Commie Jeebus, and you&#039;ve got the bases covered.
And you wonder how they can <i>vote</i> against their self interest?
&quot;Seed money.&quot; Heh. The jokes just write themselves with these guys.
Plastic? I thought that was wet roadkill.
There was that disciple &#039;whom Jesus Loved&#039;.
<em>&quot;And let&rsquo;s just be completely clear on this: it is definitely not gay if you talk about women. Also, something about balls not touching, as we understand it.</em>
<strong>CORRECTION</strong>: You can touch balls as much as you want, it&#039;s when your penises touch that you are officicially gay! Just ask Lindsey Graham!