For some reason we cannot discern, Joan Jett was supposed to ride atop South Dakota's float in the upcoming Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, but then this made the cattle ranchers sad because of how Joan Jett does not love meat and only loves PETA.
Thanksgiving is a good day for PETA to stay the fuck out of sight.
Munching carpet is not strictly vegan, amirite?
The should call the Vertex Guy. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertexguy">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
Now, if you move up to <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lawrence_Welk" target="_blank">North</a> Dakota...
nobody yelps like joan jett.
that is all.
Thanksgiving is a good day for PETA to stay the fuck out of sight.
Munching carpet is not strictly vegan, amirite?
The should call the Vertex Guy. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertexguy">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
Now, if you move up to <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lawrence_Welk" target="_blank">North</a> Dakota...
nobody yelps like joan jett.
that is all.