Wonkette's red blooded American boy operative got a fake wiener from some real Playboy models, and he lived to tell the tale. There's probably a Sandy Berger sock-stuffing joke to make here, but we're still getting over that whole Madison club thing. [Spitting noises, cough]
July 21, 2004 06:48 PM???BILLY PILGRIM HAS COME UNSTUCK IN TIME