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David Cape Canaveral's avatar

How is it they never mention the country that HAS bombed another country and continues to do so daily…no seriously why not? 🇺🇸

konrad_arflane's avatar

"Hegseth suggested America will prosecute the war to honor the four soldiers who have died so far with “No apologies. No hesitation. Epic fury.”"

Sunk costs fallacy! Drink!

(not you, Pete)

The G-7 Experience's avatar

MORE MUST DIE TO AVENGE!!!!

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Okay, it's 4:00. Time to bite the bullet, put Nicolle on, and start catching up with the horrors of the day.

*makes adult beverage*

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Nope, I'm watching Gameplay!

Cajun Kid's avatar

I saw a sentiment somewhere online earlier that was aimed at GOP voters and MAGA cult members, but it applies equally to all Republicans. To wit:

It's amazing how people who don't understand that Puerto Rico is part of the US are suddenly experts on the Middle East.

Rosy Fidel's avatar

The hits keep on coming from the pro-life party. We gotta burn shit down over here... (Not endorsing arson, shoo FBI caseworker!)

irish379's avatar

so this is the opposite of nation building, does that mean it's nation destroying?

note to PeePee Pullup, maybe our traditional allies are hesitant because 87 years ago most of them were the victims of unprovoked attacks and war

Birb-General of the US's avatar

On the plus side for pilots, for all three US planes that were shot down by Kuwait, the pilots survived and were safely recovered.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Israel says they have complete Air Superiority over Iran... but they failed to secure Kuwait!

Larry Schmitt's avatar

What language is this? Cuz it sure as fuck ain't English:

Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.”

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I want to know if the soldier's name was Dumarest.

jltympanum's avatar

You need to know a little history, but not very much. Three points:

1. Since WWII, the USA has not successfully conducted a war (unless you want to count the tiny "war" on Grenada)

2. No nation, EVER, has greeted an invading country as "liberators". That's not how it works. If you attack a country, whatever the reason, they are going to hate you for a long, long time.

3. If a war lasts for more than a day, it will probably last for years.

DfuckingT and Hogshead don't even know this much.

Robot Bender's avatar

No rules of engagement? No rules of warfare? I guess the Iranians can kill or torture our servicemen at will with no consequences then.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I can't begin to describe how much I hate this administration.

James's avatar

I think “administration” may be giving them too much credit. “Regime” works though.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

As does clusterfuck.

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

We need to invent new words.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Or use German Compound words....

Uberfuckingshitter admin....

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I can't begin to describe how much I hate this administration.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Until Peat Haguesdeath came along, I had no idea Tenax could be purchased by the barrel. I thought it came in little tubes.

OG Blockhead's avatar

Hegseth and Lady Lindsay both think "We are going to blow up Iran without a plan for what comes next" is a good idea that won't end badly.

Free beach's avatar

“You break it,,,,,,,,, you broke it.”

gallbladder's avatar

That and 6:45 AM.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Absolutely. Fuck early morning!

Tom65's avatar

I've had that discussion several times with our UK office. I don't answer the phone until 9AM EST, so piss off.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I keep getting scheduled on 7AM PT meetings by the NJ office. I hate the NJ office. Or whomever keeps scheduling these meetings.

Tom65's avatar

Our west coast office has a special talent for scheduling 5PM EST meetings on Fridays. Nope, sorry, I'm halfway to Annapolis.

Daniel's avatar

President Garfield would have made that happen.

swmnguy's avatar

As soon as he finished that plate of lasagne.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

We could have had lasagna day every week.

irish379's avatar

re-heated leftover lasagne is the absolute best

Martin Shobe's avatar

A lasagna in every oven and a taco truck on every corner.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

across the street from the abortionplex.