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Melissa Hodgkins's avatar

Thanks for clarifying the source of "Send Me". I thought maybe Uber Lethality Man was messing with the divine Sam Cooke song, which would be an outrage. Check out the song, youngs, if you want to hear a voice for the ages

Schmannity's avatar

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

As expected, Fake News CNN, Politico (Pay back the 8 Million Dollar contribution made by the U.S. Government to keep them afloat!), and MSNOW (formerly known as MSDNC!), have brought suit to gain access to the White House, and your President, ME! They have drawn a great Judge, for them, a man who ruled in favor of Jim Acosta, who now seems to have disappeared from the Planet. The Judge’s name is Tim Kelly, and he was, sadly, appointed by “TRUMP.” In other words, almost without question and, as usual, we’ll go for appeal because Fake News people and publications that only write negatively, and who violate our National Security by writing false and defamatory stories with unknown “sources,” shouldn’t be allowed access to the most important Office anywhere in the World. It is called the Oval Office, and it should be treated with Decorum, Respect, and Dignity, not defiled by Third Rate Clowns, who purposefully distort, twist, and degrade with everything they write or publish. Virtually every story about me, or anything having to do with me, is negative, wrong and, in many cases, DANGEROUS for our Country! No matter how GREAT my Achievements, they trivialize and demean. The fact is, I won all seven Swing States, the Popular Vote, the Electoral College (312 to 226), and the Counties throughout America by 86%, and yet it is reported that I get 94% bad publicity. With such a Crooked and Corrupt Press, how did I win in such a LANDSLIDE? It is because the Media has NO credibility, and that is a very bad thing for our Nation! Why should I have to give “access” to such people? Perhaps Judge Kelly could explain that! In any event, I have an obligation to fight for the Success and Safety of our Country. FAKE NEWS IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, and I will do whatever is necessary to make sure that the U.S.A. thrives. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

gallbladder's avatar

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞’𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐊𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬, 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 “𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏.”

So much for your brilliance, eh poindexter?

tek's avatar

Is it just me, or is this getting really old?

2Cats2Furious's avatar

He’s just going to blather “National Security” as the reason for every stupid thing he does.

So far, he’s largely getting away with it.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Aw, fuck off, Don Don.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

he wants to be president and give state of the union speeches but until then he'll made do with prissing his way through a state of the force speech - someone oughta force choke him (where is vader when you need him)

Dirty Work's avatar

The Silence Of The Scam.

"What happened to the noise?"

Russell Jones's avatar

Has any defense secretary been this openly, publicly obsessed with wang?

Gotta admit, I did NOT have "Not enough military morning wood" on my bingo card.

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

How about, in the same thing, not enough chemical testosterone, wait, what.

Dirty Work's avatar

Pete will reverse the Salt Peter doctrine.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No. Have you?"

Hirightnow's avatar

"Ripley, you've blown the transaxle! You're just grinding metal!"

Russell Jones's avatar

Gorman: All we know is we still have no contact with the U.S. military and a Hegseth might be involved.

Frost: Excuse me, sir . . . a what?

Gorman: A Hegseth.

Hicks: It's a bug hunt.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

"What are we supposed to use, harsh language?"

gallbladder's avatar

"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

TerseNurse's avatar

"You always were an asshole, Gorman"

Hollysdower's avatar

So, is the State of the Force Address a thing that's ever happened before Shitfaced called everyone together last year? Cause I've never heard of it before, and he didn't even call it that last year when he brought everyone together to berate them for having beards and gaining weight. Have previous Defense Secretaries done State of the Force addresses?

Mysterysurf's avatar

Don't think so, no.

Bradthe🤖's avatar

No previous SecDef has required all the brass to assemble like that.

Free beach's avatar

Yeah. Because, well, stupid.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

too busy doing the job

Schmannity's avatar

Settle down, fanboy!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

While in New York City, I’m on the way to one of my favorite places in the World, Gracie Mansion. I spent lots of hours there over the years, with some great Mayors, some average Mayors, and some bad Mayors. It will be interesting to see how it looks now, invited by Mayor Mamdani. Look forward to it. MAKE NEW YORK CITY GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Does EVEYTHING have to be made great again? Even NYC? Why did Donald not make very great again first term? DId he make ANYTHING great again? When were all these things great before? Before what. The Black Man Obama?

Schmannity's avatar

Well, he moved out

Craig Nixon's avatar

In his remarks today, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said he shared “very strong opinions” on “how we can keep immigrant New Yorkers safe” during his meeting with President Donald Trump, especially regarding temporary protected status (TPS) for immigrants in the United States.

Mamdani said he told Trump “how important immigrant New Yorkers, especially Haitian New Yorkers, are not only to the fabric of our city, but also to our city’s economy, to so many of the industries that build our city, and the stability that is in the president’s hands.”

In June, the US supreme court ruled in favor of the Trump administration’s effort to strip TPS from hundreds of thousands of Haitians and Syrians.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

a mayor working to help his city

Bradthe🤖's avatar

If it isn’t covered in gold painted filigrees Trump will think it’s shabby.

tek's avatar

I'm hoping he leaves all starry-eyed, and that Mamdani plants some "interesting" ideas in his head.

Hirightnow's avatar

I saw that movie! Sinbad comes back from the island and saves the Sultan, then sails away with his daughter and the comic relief.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

{{{Hammy, in Workstation Chair, lifts right leg...}}} Phfbptbptbptbptbptbptbptttt!!!

Thank you for your attention to this gaseous form of matter.

Tiffany in Houston's avatar

Tomorrow is the first day of Fall and yet the expected high temperature in Houston is 99 freakin degrees. The Chinese have gone all out on this climate change hoax.

Bradthe🤖's avatar

You stole our heat!

Our high in Southeast Michigan will only be 64 degrees, coming off a 47 degree night tonight.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Alright heading out for a walk before it gets dark and monsters come out.

Marty Smit's avatar

Most monsters operate in daylight. They pretend to be your friend, then fuck you over & gaslight you.

Noma Larkey's avatar

ICE comes out in the daytime too.

gallbladder's avatar

10:00 PM...that's monster time.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

That's when they open the canned ...

Tia Loca's avatar

Remember Andy Biggs?

it looks like he’s giving up his

seat in Congress to run against our Governor Katie Hobbs.

Newest poll has Katie 13 points

ahead of him.

That is a good time for Arizona

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Is he that bad at math?

Free beach's avatar

Rethugs can’t do math. It’s just science.

Tia Loca's avatar

oh yeah, and everything else

Tia Loca's avatar

so he’s gonna lose his seat as a representative and he’s not getting the governorship

That classifies as a very nice time

chascates's avatar

"Former CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta warned Monday that President Donald Trump’s ban on three major news organizations could be preparation for a looming challenge to the midterm election results.

Acosta told New York Magazine's Intelligencer that the president’s attacks on CNN, MS NOW and Politico are both “a distraction and a danger to our democracy.”

“My concern is he’s kind of laying the groundwork to put the country through yet another constitutional crisis,” Acosta told the outlet. “And he is trying to soften up the press to what may be a challenge to the election results.”

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-press-ban/

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Sounds like planning beyond his actual capabilities.

tek's avatar

Yeah, but I detect the odor of Stephen Miller, fanned by Rudy.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

It's not him that does the "planning".

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Charmed him again I see.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

@mayor.nyc.gov

Follow

Had a productive meeting with the President today at Gracie Mansion.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nx7znvoex7ev3wcxn3tipovm/bafkreidnop34kmmazzfczbm5ne3plmk4cq55vpttny2cgmpsi63iu2cohi

tek's avatar

"Of course, when I say 'SEND ME' I mean YOU."

gallbladder's avatar

Ever see Hitler take point in WWII?

Free beach's avatar

Only at the bunker.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

We should send in all of the Republican't offspring. Put them in the first wave of our next invasion. Give them water pistols.

Tecolote's avatar

Mark Kelly said that this year, Whiskey Pete will be addressing junior officers because last year's performance in front of the top brass only got "crickets" in response to his he-man rant.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I'm amazed and horrified that nobody in our military has the balls to frag that piece of shit.

Goin Green's avatar

Hold your fire Sergeant!! Let's not blame our military for not committing murder. Stand down and stand by...

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Well, you are right. But I still want that fucknugget fragged. STAT!

CzechJournalists's avatar

they don't wanna go down in history for staging a military coup.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I'm talking about a frag not a coup.

Cowards.

CzechJournalists's avatar

i think technically fragging the sec’y of defense is always considered a coup.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Fine then. I'm not going to quibble over things that make no difference whatsoever because nobody is going to do anything anyway.