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Patch's avatar

so Hegseth wants an army full of fit white men who are cleanshaven, great hair, and raging boners.

Sorry, I was reading a casting call sheet for every gay porn studio in America in the '90s. My bad

Linda Osika's avatar

Gotta get my eyes checked... I thought "ungodly strain that he is imposing on America’s military" read as " ungodly stain that he is imposing on America's molitary"!

Sun's avatar

I’m sure they don’t even understand how AI works and why you can’t trust it.

Sun's avatar

They are literally saying that the lives and sacrifices of our servicemembers — especially for those who gave the “last full measure of devotion” — don’t count! That alone sounds like treason to me. In addition to being evil, wrong, and despicable.

Megan Macomber's avatar

You know who else had an obsession with how his troops looked? Of course you do.

Andre's avatar

“Meet certain standards”, those who don’t Q-white meet them need not apply and probably weren’t going to anyways

larry gassan's avatar

"Confounded by a doorknob". Oh well, Jake and Logan Paul were two knobs within manly reach.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Either I'm anxious and jumping the gun, or some fuckery is underfoot. We're 42(?) days out from November 3rd and Dallas Country still has not posted the early voting sites & schedules. First day of early voting is Oct 19. I don't recall how far in advance they posted early voting info in the past, but it's making me nervous that it isn't out year and neither is sample ballot info. I just hope they're not gonna pull a Tarrant County on us.

cynmac's avatar

My county here in Georgia always has early voting at the main county administration building. My kid and I have a plan to vote together on the first Monday after early voting starts on 10/13.

Noma Larkey's avatar

It's always been the same locations here, 3 are very convient to me, but this year I'm skeptical of everything.

YaJagoff's avatar

Who better than Jake and Logan Paul to give a pep talk to the military. Seriously those two assvents are the furthest thing from the perfect specimens 'Ol drunk Petey looks for.

tek's avatar

every damn accusation...

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝐼 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑠ℎ. 𝐼𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝐴𝐾𝐸 𝑁𝐸𝑊𝑆, 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎. 𝐼𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑢𝑝𝑡, 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙, 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒, 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙. 𝐼𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑁𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑, 𝑁𝑂𝑊! 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟. 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐷𝑂𝑁𝐴𝐿𝐷 𝐽. 𝑇𝑅𝑈𝑀𝑃

Vic's avatar

His dimwit better, Natalie Harp, typed correctly how "assaults on the free press are something Trump cherishes." Guess Natalie's "chRisTiAn" type schools didn't teach her no dang grammar.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Dude you said with your mouth you were banning the free press.

Like said it out loud.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺

Meeting expected energy consumption through 2030 will require $110 billion in new generation resources

https://www.theregister.com/on-prem/2026/09/15/america-is-building-datacenters-faster-than-the-grid-can-power-them/5296608

Well, maybe ... I don't know ... STOP BUILDING THEM?

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Or make them power themselves.

They got gigantic flat roofs. They can wind and solar it and or build themselves a substation. They got the money

YaJagoff's avatar

How do you fix the constant hum that those things make 24/7?

Zyxomma's avatar

By making them build REAL baffles, like the kind that protect the suburbs from the noise of the interstate highways.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Turn them off at night. That works better with solar power anyway.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Make.them build their own power supply.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Maybe not ... they will use the environmentally WORST power generation. Like Elno did in Memphis.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Make them build their own 100% renewable power supply.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Where regulations? Where is a functioning government?

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

recent reports are that the Pentagon has been purposefully undercounting the number of American war dead.

Once again it is time for my favorite game, imagine if a democrat did this.

Just imagine. It would make Benghazi- where the republican congress cut funding to state /despite state begging for more security in places like, well, Benghazi/ and then turned it into a 24/7 media frenzy of epic proportions which makes me wonder if said republican people WANTED americans to die so that they could pull that stunt- look like a sunday swap meet.

dave in texas's avatar

It's a game that can be played anew every week, sometimes more often than that.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Like every hour anymore XD

Fer example, can you imagine a Democrat getting away with saying People Need To Stop Complaining About Affordability?

No. No you cannot.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I believe that all Faux News hosts would go Scanners on us and the Faux News building would self-immolate.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

They may not have wanted anyone to die, but it was a sacrifice they were willing to exploit.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

oh no. I think purposefully cutting funding for security when they were told how volatile it was and that more security was needed was 100% intended for people to die to blame it on Obama

Would not be the first time the GOP pulled a stunt where in they knew people would die but it would make them look better politically. sort of their go to.

tek's avatar

Ramaswarmy's numbers are still way too high.

𝐵𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺: 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑂ℎ𝑖𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑜𝑟’𝑠 𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑝𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑡 𝐴𝑚𝑦 𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑛.

𝑉𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑘 𝑅𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑤𝑎𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒.

𝐴𝑚𝑦 𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 58%.

VaselineHabits's avatar

... still show up to vote. Nothing else matters outside of who actually shows up and CAN vote.

I'm still terrified over all of the shit they're going to try to pull

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Vivek didn't get the memo about politics ... lie until they elect you.

Sallyfemina's avatar

He also didn't get the memo for Repubs... be Caucasian.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Apparently the "It's patriotic to spend more for gas" is not a winning message even with MAGA.

Weird

Shocktreatment's avatar

𝗚𝗢𝗣 𝗥𝗲𝗽. 𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗟𝗮𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗝𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻

...“Mike Lawler has been a true partner to me and a friend to fishing families he will never represent. I strongly back him,”...

https://nypost.com/2026/09/21/us-news/dem-rep-jared-golden-urges-new-yorkers-to-re-elect-republican-mike-lawler-i-strongly-back-him/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost

I would have used the word 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 instead of 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, myself. I should be an editor!

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

and a friend to fishing families he will never represent

lolz

Check cleared?

Shocktreatment's avatar

Secret fishing societies and fishing brotherhoods! They're worse than the damn Illuminati, they are everywhere!

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

what the hell does a friend to fishing families he will never represent even mean?

Is he NOT a friend to fishing families?

Are there no fishing families in his constiuency?

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

This delivers Aroostook County to the Michael Jackson super fan.

tek's avatar

He's got an endowed faculty chair waiting for him at the Fetterman School of Politcs at The University of Ohgofuckoff.

MRK's avatar

The right loves Democrats who tell them what they want to hear, but I don't think this endorsement does much more than confirm what we already knew about Golden.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

"Vote for the guy who will support on going detainments and deportations without due process", you say? FUCK OFF, I say.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Vote for the guy whose choice of party sanewashes that party's dominant message of "fuck you". There is NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD REPUBLICAN anymore, unless it's in the sense of "Good German" circa 1938-1945.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Not a DAMN ONE can claim to believe in America.

Vic's avatar

Republicans love their country.

Unfortunately, that country is Russia.

Paul of Mount Pleasant's avatar

From the 1983 movie Wargames, that chatbot could have followed its apology with "How about a nice game of chess?"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

If you had *any* doubts about Gavin Newsome ... 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁/𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀

State AGs had “very strong” case that merger is illegal, Lina Khan says.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/09/california-settles-lawsuit-against-paramount-warner-merger-angering-advocates/

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

How did Newsom order the AG to settle?

Chrisguy's avatar

The unity candidate 🤮