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David Gottfried's avatar

Hegseth is part and parcel of a wretched regression toward Medieval Religious Babarism

https://davidgottfried.substack.com/p/pete-hegseth-the-apostle-of-primitivism

Doosh Dooshenberg's avatar

He should really use a less acidic butter on that head. How’s he gonna fit into his UN-NOT blue helmet with no hair?

Mary Washington's avatar

You don’t know shit either!

LOU LOU's avatar

I love the irony that Iran is being David to USA’s Goliath. USA is using “advanced” huge bombs and interceptors that are millions of dollars more each, than one of Iran’s drones.

Jen Is Silly's avatar

Another officer, a female logistics officer, was reportedly cut because “she served in Afghanistan during the bloody 2021 withdrawal"

So she did her fucking job and got fired for it? The fuck?

Spleen Victoria's avatar

This moron also is now permitting carry of personal weapons on bases. This is how you get a mass shooting. This is how military suicide rates quadruple. There is a DAMN GOOD REASON weapons are not carried around, and it’s the sky high rate of mental illness on military bases WHEN THERE ISN’T A FUCKING WAR GOING ON!

Thank fuck my son got back from Alaska’s joint training before they authorized this colossally terrible idea.

Rudy Cox's avatar

This man here needs out asap

John Guthrie's avatar

Racism, fear-mongering, hate, paranoia always linked to religion.

Paytheline's avatar

How dare Tim Walz call these Patriots weird. HOW DARE HE!!!

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

I have a couple questions about this uranium removal project.

This uranium is buried under a couple of mountains and rocks and rubble from when we bombed it, right? So we’re gonna need some heavy equipment and a couple guys who know how to drive a forklift.

These forklift guys will need some sort of protection while they’re excavating, like a perimeter of tanks or marines or something.

Once they get to the secret uranium cave, will there be a clipboard on the wall with current inventory? Or a map to the other warehouse where they keep the rest of the uranium?

Assuming all the enriched uranium and is neatly labeled and boxed up for transport, is it at all dangerous to drag it out of the cave and put it on a ship?

Where does it go once it gets on the ship?

I mean, my lady brain doesn’t understand wars and logistics and lethality and so forth, so please feel free to laugh at my silly questions.

JESUS THESE IDIOTS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL.

Free beach's avatar

You’ve undoubtedly asked more questions than they have.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

And yet I’m just a DEI hire.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Can an atheist member of the military go up to his commanding officer and say, "I'm an atheist, and I'd like to be exempted from this war because I don't have a dog in this fight?"

Free beach's avatar

Questions need to be asked

AJ Milne's avatar

Extraordinary technology behind modern warfare really. Missiles that land within a meter of where you point them, thousands of kilometers away. Hypersonic jets and nuclear powered aircraft carriers, cities at sea.

… the people giving the orders mind are greedy dim grifty frequently alcoholic drug addicted idiots quoting Iron Age goat herders’ texts to bamboozle people possibly even dimmer, but okay sure the technology is pretty impressive.

Axomamma's avatar

“Imagine being a parent hearing him sounding like we take war lightly. Are you going to let your 18-year-old enlist?”

I can't imagine I am the only one who wants to see recruitment numbers for March. Though to be fair, who will believe any number that comes out of DoD?

oscarphile's avatar

"We have had the greatest increase in recruitees the world has ever seen."

Why even bother to ask? I could write the fucking script for those liars, aka bearers of false witness.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Word is Shitfaced held a Protestant only prayer session at the Pentagon. No papists allowed.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The Pope kind of did imply that God wouldn't listen to his prayers because he had blood on his hands.

So, he started it.

Free beach's avatar

I’m starting to think this Jesus guy started it.

el duderino's avatar

There is a recruiting crisis in the armed forces. Perhaps it’s not the best time to announce they only want white guys with klan tattoos