I have looked at that interchange of Kristen Welker and Stephen Miller several times. I can’t hear what they’re saying, but her body language and facial expressions look angry and confrontational. She’s gesticulating and pointing in a rather angry way, as well. Perhaps someone who reads lips can figure out what she’s saying before you draw conclusions. I’m not defending Kristen necessarily, but the video just doesn’t look like they’re “yukking it up.”
Following the policy announcement tightening weight and PT standards among general and flag officers Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has launched a new initiative targeting male pattern baldness within the military.
One theory goes: You only have so much manliness to exert during your life, it's in your genes, and you guys want to focus that on HAIR? (It's a bald guy dick joke )
This Just In: After acknowledging it is dangerously low on ammunition, Pentagon announces new bombing campaign over Iran choosing instead to carpet bomb Iran with bales of Taylor Farms lettuce.
When the Wehrmacht's Sixth Army got trapped and surrounded at Stalingrad by a Red Army counteroffensive, Goering assured Hitler that the Luftwaffe could supply the troops by air until the encirclement was broken.
It had no such capability. After months of starving and freezing, with little ammo and less fuel, the German troops at Stalingrad surrendered.
But Goering kept his job, because he told Hitler what Hitler wanted to hear, even though it was all lies. And that's why Hegseth will probably keep his, because facts matter even less to Trump than they did to Hitler.
The only systemic friction that Pete Texas seems to appreciate is that of testosterone-driven young men. Apparently when you have such a mushroom dick yourself, systemic friction is the only thing that will arouse it and excite you.
I have looked at that interchange of Kristen Welker and Stephen Miller several times. I can’t hear what they’re saying, but her body language and facial expressions look angry and confrontational. She’s gesticulating and pointing in a rather angry way, as well. Perhaps someone who reads lips can figure out what she’s saying before you draw conclusions. I’m not defending Kristen necessarily, but the video just doesn’t look like they’re “yukking it up.”
I'm beginning to think that Trump will never win the Nobel Peace Prize.
"Systemic friction" causes a guy to rub his penis raw while masturbating.
Whiskey Pete does not wake up, he comes to.
I detect a rising tide of Susan Collins Concern from these chodes.
It looks as if Pete's skull is trying to escape his face...
Following the policy announcement tightening weight and PT standards among general and flag officers Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has launched a new initiative targeting male pattern baldness within the military.
One theory goes: You only have so much manliness to exert during your life, it's in your genes, and you guys want to focus that on HAIR? (It's a bald guy dick joke )
insert bored monkey drummer Badum-Tishhhh GIF
Lights! Make-up! Stat!
Parnell uses the phrase "systemic friction". Do these guys have any self-awareness at all? The adolescent jokes write themselves. (see below).
Wait until they introduce the Systemic Friction challenge coin…
So he sucks and everyone hates him.
...and he isn't going anywhere.
Have I got that right??
This Just In: After acknowledging it is dangerously low on ammunition, Pentagon announces new bombing campaign over Iran choosing instead to carpet bomb Iran with bales of Taylor Farms lettuce.
Ole Petey is going to join a bunch of his coworkers in prison for war crimes and fashion crimes!
When the Wehrmacht's Sixth Army got trapped and surrounded at Stalingrad by a Red Army counteroffensive, Goering assured Hitler that the Luftwaffe could supply the troops by air until the encirclement was broken.
It had no such capability. After months of starving and freezing, with little ammo and less fuel, the German troops at Stalingrad surrendered.
But Goering kept his job, because he told Hitler what Hitler wanted to hear, even though it was all lies. And that's why Hegseth will probably keep his, because facts matter even less to Trump than they did to Hitler.
Kegsbreath is hoping for a marshal's baton, not a Bubble Wand.
They don't need to tell TFG ANYTHING, other than: "You're GREAT! And you're doing a GREAT JOB!!"
"Good boy!!"
"systemic friction" is the name I gave to my right hand.
Systemic Friction opened for The Youth Pastors at Bonnaroo several years ago.
The only systemic friction that Pete Texas seems to appreciate is that of testosterone-driven young men. Apparently when you have such a mushroom dick yourself, systemic friction is the only thing that will arouse it and excite you.
You mean only woke dicks have fun?!
Well, that explains a lot.
Hey pal, I got yer systemic friction RIGHT HERE