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RRJKR's avatar

Pete's obsession with "maleness" can lead me to only one logical conclusion. Just come out of the closet already, Pete It's OK, really

larry gassan's avatar

Muscle Milk … aaaah yes… harvested only from High-T Bulls, amiright??

Lady Tavestock's avatar

This focus on hyper-masculinity hurts the military. The Defensive Secretary (love it, Dok!) wants testosterone, he wants bombs and missiles, he wants manly white men who don't have facial hair but he doesn't want to do the work. The work of planning, training, repairing/maintaining and going to war with the army he's got. He needs scapegoats.

What I like about the Dems' questions are that they assign blame to him. They're using his words against him. This makes it harder for him to blame anyone but himself.

Rabbit Rebozo's avatar

My brief career in DoD was working with the electronic medical records system. I'm sure they can wring a few million out of there. If they haven't already. After all, healthcare is inherently woke and, besides, surely the modern high-t warfighter can just wrench that piece of shrapnel out of their own flesh.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Pete is so far out of his comfort zone all he can do is distract with utter nonsense and jaw dropping lies.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I am so selfishly grateful that paul is finally retired from the US military.

The US military is now under the command of the most incompetent, demonstrably unprepared and just damned dangerous power whores in the history of gawd damned history, comrades.

Axomamma's avatar

I caught Susan Collins at the end of the clip with Senator Peters - omg, how is she even running for another term?

Maine Democrats should make an ad just running that ten seconds of her on a loop.

Melissa Hodgkins's avatar

Takeaways : Hegseth's flop sweat is reaching epic (fury) proportions, Susan Collins is truly ancient, Ossoff & Peters clearly have a robust amount of "T".

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

The only way to effectively end this ridiculous war charade is to starve it of the thing that keeps it running, Money! That gets easier every time another GOP Senator drops dead

Enter Ranting's avatar

Imagine if Joe Biden had started a pointless war with a 5000-year-old civilization, lost that war in the first couple of days, and then let it drag on for months, costing tens of billions of dollars, and then asking for more billions. Just imagine it!

Enter Ranting's avatar

That's what you get when you hire a drunken weekend talkshow couch-warmer as Secretary of Defense.

David Maceira's avatar

Hearing this moron spew word salad makes me wonder what Sarah Palin has been up to lately.

larry gassan's avatar

Palin’s waiting for Mrs Three-Pete’s kids to man up and terrorize the neighborhood with quadrunners etc.

goCatgo's avatar

You betcha! 😉

Mexfiles's avatar

Well, as long as the US keeps itself tied up in Iran, and wastes its money on that, they'll keep their hands off the rest of the Americas. A cynical cartoon in today's paper had Rubio asking the LA countries whether they preferred "narcos or communists" as a pretext for US "intervention".

DragonflySiouxsie's avatar

I little dab will do ya’. The Vitalis kid, what a throwback.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It looks like he's been hitting the tanning booth with RFK Joonior. What a loser.

archy's avatar

His spazz hopping in that military chorus line the other day revealed that he is as white as Casper thr Ghost.