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Marc B, a Creature of Habit's avatar

All that frat-boy fuckery, is entertaining, when it’s limited to the frat house walls, periscoped out for the entertainment value alone.

Happening at the highest levels of military- and not just any military, but the biggest, bad-assed best military in the planet- is just another reason that Donnie&Co get shut down, sold for scrap, and the whole concept of the Executive Branch gets a thorough re-working, so it can actually, work.

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gene108's avatar

I can't blame the media for wanting Trump back as president. This kind of juicy back biting gossip would never have happened under President Harris.

Reporters would have no scoops, no pieces on who is stabbing who in the back, etc.

I think the next Democratic president needs their press people to be gossips. Leak a bit of news to the media here and there, so they do not get frustrated and have stories to write.

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diogenez's avatar

As it turns out, it may be a good thing that the whole world is avoiding us!

Also: since when is DJT concerned about a lack of experience?!?

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Wd are all going to die because of the assholery.

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

Huh

Ricky technically has more experience than Pete does now, since he was at least a junior military aide and Hicsbreath was never even that.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

I endorse that suggestion about these mugs getting a reality show. And wouldn't it be a gorgeous and wonderful alternate timeline if Donald Trump had STAYED on a fucking mediocre reality show? (Sob.)

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serghiy's avatar

…this regime is the most stupid, incoherent and dumb out of ALL dictatorships, but regime nonetheless and if someone thinks it’s not going to last, think again

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RRJKR's avatar

You knew it was headed in this direction , "looky. I make big poopy!!"

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

vry srs ppl

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I remember the Before Times when the most disgusting thing I knew about Hogsbreath is that he doesn't wash his hands. ~sigh~

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

“[T]he crabs left in Hegseth’s Pentagon bucket are still clawing at each other”, SNERK 🦀

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archy's avatar

Sean Parnell...so that's where that slimy weasel popped up, eh?

Grifting in D.C. alongside his idiotic fool of a boss Peter Smegmath.

Parnell was chosen by ALEC to run for governor of Alaska and performed as an ALEC bot during his tenure; a good little boy, the Quicker Licker Upper.

It's good to see he found a friendly mob of like-minded liars and thieves to hang with.

Sadly, though, he's hitched his wagon to a drunken, butt-sprung pony.

Come home, Sean...Sarah's been asking about you.

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pskbh's avatar

Is talking about the size of your bowel movement a real thing? Is that something that qualifies as locker room talk? Why? I just don't get it. But I'm just a girl, so??

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knockedoutloaded's avatar

when my neighbors son was about 5 years old, he was so proud of his poops that he would ask his parents to check them out!

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RRJKR's avatar

Maybe large bowel movements signify that he' not as full of shit as he was yesterday, or visa versa, Quien sabe?

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Hollysdower's avatar

My schadenfreude levels are off the charts!

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

*Whew*!! Good thing they are not competent at their jobs. I can only hope that there are still folks in the military who are competent in the face of attacks on us

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

I know it seems like several decades ago, but if I remember correctly the WORST scandal about the last SecDef was that he was too secretive about the state of own health. I can only imagine *HIC* inviting reporters and staffers to go ahead and ogle his prostate during every press gaggle.

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