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Poor Empty. She can't drop her married name, because that's now her brand.

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You just know he's gonna make a good corndog eatin' photo.

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She’ll be like Puff Daddy who became Diddy….

Her new rap name will just be “Empty….”

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No such luck. They're not allowed to masturbate either. They want all that rage and frustration to build up until it comes spewing out of the end of a gun.

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They're so right wing they go after people who are left-handed.

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The reason conservative-only sites are so moribund is they need engagement with liberals to get that charge which is the closest they get to feeling normal.

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I met Mrs. Bluth the old fashioned way, in a bar. What made it unique was her daughter was checking me out for her approval. This was 22 years ago. It worked out.

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They can't leave us alone. They require engagement with libs to make their lives meaningful. They aren't going to get that sitting around in a circle jerk on right wing social media.

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Anybody got an account? Could you look up "Boebert" for me?

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Republican women marry Republican guys. But before they get married, they only date Democrats because they're entitled to have orgasms before they give it all up and get married.

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What about praise? Praise doesn't cost anything. I bet their real generous with their prai-- What? Oh.

Sorry. Also, no.

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I've noticed recently that all the conservative men I see in the media look like thumbs.

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I wonder what Dok would get out of the AI if he put in "Russian clip art?"

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You and me both. Married 25+ years & would never consider dating again.

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Just an affection for boiled peanuts

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She's a good writer.

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