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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

headroom for unskewing...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

wouldn't matter. the MFM would just spend a week or so furiously navel gazing, then continue doing exactly the same BS as they always do...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Self driving Hoverrounds- problem solved...

bobbert's avatar

I read that as "reanimate Romney in 2016", and it still made sense.

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Drink lots and lots of bourbon. It's the closest thing we have to brain bleach.

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That's why they're busily trying to write humanism, the Enlightenment, and the founders who believed in them, right out of their history books. Jefferson will be a filthy commie atheist (or maybe a muslin sleeper agent) by the time they're satisfied with their nutty revisionsist version of U.S. history.

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It's been downhill for the GOP ever since they took brain-damaging lead out of paint and gasoline -- but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

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No need ... Faux and NewsMax provide polls every day on their web sites -- where the participants can find out that 90% of everybody else agrees with them. This goes a long way toward explaining the dumbfounded looks on teabagger faces come election night, where the "poll" is a wee bit more inclusive.

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Any poll of Faux News victims just has to be a super-reliable indicator of public opinion. (Numbers above 100% provide a useful buffer against intrusions of reality.)

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Matures as in grows mold and stinks? Good for cheese, not so good for political parties. By this measure, the GOP is already well-aged.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Obviously the poll was conducted with Republicans not Conservatives. No wonder it looks so bad.