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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

You know he made bank off of that putz Lazarus

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

It's going to be great when they finally discover that the security people are the ones shitting in the holes.

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sarafina's avatar

Yes, and people dying. Wear a condom, which men apparently fail to do. Infecting each other and the women they sleep with. The continuation of AIDS in this country is murder.

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rtpoeman's avatar

And the simple rule of "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in a condom" would stop so many other problems, too.

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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

it is totally a thing that is happening.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I'm sure Supply Side Jesus took a commission of 30% of the loaves and fishes and got a cut on the wine till charges.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Do they paint their faces blue and white and wear kilts when they run onto the course? IF they do, I'd be joining then as soon as I finish a wee bit of drink.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

I want to spread this gospel among the rubes just so Doc can say he nailed it.

Now I need to look up what they use for dog laxatives.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

As opposed to, say, making death threats to school board members, or having an entire major network pushing science denial and horse paste? That kind of bullying and peer pressure?

What a fuckwit.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok.

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"M"'s avatar

Hey!

OBE, 3x GS champion, 2x Olympic singles champion and Davis Cup champion Andy Murray is Scottish

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SterWonk's avatar

I don't have pets, but my understanding is that (some) doggos love to eat their own turds, so shit-flavored is equally likely.

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Goin Green's avatar

And the snow leopards... and it's too late for any fancy poor people drug.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

Is this the drug which costs the company $1.79 to produce and they expect to charge $250 for a 5-day regime?

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Brian Bixby's avatar

They could eat grass, that's what always does it for our dogs.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

Oh, I sincerely hope so.

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