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BeaBull Apocalypse's avatar

I'm guessing the mods have rarely been as busy warning disallowed comments as they have with our boy Damien. He does inspire passion.

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HenryKillinger's avatar

What am I supposed to be looking at? All I see is what appears to be a driveway.Edit: on closer inspection, I think it's actually a road.

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JAWs's avatar

You comment is a miserable pile of secrets.

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JAWs's avatar

Damn I must have shot my schadenfreude wad too early, because I got my sense of gleeful righteousness when the despicable rapist cop got sentenced and ended up crying like a mofo.

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JAWs's avatar

"Pubic Vice" is a disease isn't it?

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Marge Simpson's Chanel Suit's avatar

I wish for three arms so I can have three fists.

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Unregistered Hijabi Rockstar's avatar

As a Muslim, I would like to suggest that you stop that. Because I just snorted coffee on my keyboard.

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cessnadriver's avatar

The pics of that boy being arrested showed him looking a little coked out. Maybe a stint in republican rehab is in his near future. You know, a place with Equestrian Therapy. Sushi therapy. Therapeutic massage therapy...

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Can't remember who said this, but here goes: "If you want to know what God thinks of money, look who he gives it to."

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

I'd like to believe that is true, howsomever, all three of those parasites on human existence are still getting to live good lives they don't deserve.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

I'm not sure what causes more head-shaking...the fact that Jim Cramer is ragging on Shkreli, or the fact that Shkreli got his start as Jim Cramer's intern.

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Lemmy Caution's avatar

Thug life ain't nothin' to fuck with, Marty.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and that cool sceptre

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Now, let's see how many nanoseconds before he gets canned by KBIO, since Turing has no need to merge, and therefore is now worth the same zero (2 failed trials, no pipeline, no assets) it was before Marty blew it up in a short squeeze.

Update: How many nanoseconds in three days?https://m.youtube.com/watch...

Pop goes the weasel.

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JerryRich's avatar

As a long-time comics fan I'm embarrassed I didn't notice the resemblance before now.

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